You know you're getting old when.....

Burren

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I remember a time when seeing a bag of pills in my GFs purse meant a selection of ways to get screwed up in the course of the weekend...

Now, I see a bag of pills in my wife's purse and can quickly identify... "migraine... anti-inflamatory.... allergy.... antacid..." and I'm pretty such just like when I was younger, that she's carrying half of them in case I want them.
That’s true love right there
 
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Years ago we saw Spamalot and when leaving I bought a black tee that has “I’m not dead yet.” written across the front in relatively small letters. I like that it was subtle but funny if you looked.

At a bar last night wearing that shirt not really thinking about it until the 20 something waitress walked up and plopped her big old titties on our table.

Her “Not dead YET? Kind of grime.”

Me “What?”

Her “Your shirt”

Me “Monty Python”

Her “Who?”

Me “…I’ll have the pilsner.”
 
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Burren

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Years ago we saw Spamalot and when leaving I bought a black tee that has “I’m not dead yet.” written across the front in relatively small letters. I like that it was subtle but funny if you looked.

At a bar last night wearing that shirt not really thinking about it until the 20 something waitress walked up and plopped her big old titties on our table.

Her “Not dead YET? Kind of grime.”

Me “What?”

Her “Your shirt”

Me “Monty Python”

Her “Who?”

Me “…I’ll have the pilsner.”
Everyone under 35 is a dummy. It’s just a fact.
 
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Hoss

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You mean classic light rock?

I can't even tell if that was a retirement community or just a current day AC/DC concert.
 
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Metallica
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Jefferson Starship looks to have the oldest member in rock currently on tour

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Hoss

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Angus 71
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Judas Priest
74, 74, 78, 64, 46

Iron Maiden
70. 69, 69, 67, 73, 69

Metallica
62, 62, 63, 61

Jefferson Starship looks to have the oldest member in rock currently on tour

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I hope I'm the one who made you look. Because I looked up AC/DC and laughed.

But jefferson starship doesn't really fit with the others. Weren't they always pop rock? Maybe Yacht Rock? I don't really know what yacht rock is but it's got a nice mouth feel.
 

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Colonoscopy came back with 0 issues or even growths. Worth the prep just for peace of mind as the colon cancer rate for men is getting nutso.
 
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