Burren
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You know you're getting old when.....
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Gutterflesh
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Years ago we saw Spamalot and when leaving I bought a black tee that has “I’m not dead yet.” written across the front in relatively small letters. I like that it was subtle but funny if you looked.
At a bar last night wearing that shirt not really thinking about it until the 20 something waitress walked up and plopped her big old titties on our table.
Her “Not dead YET? Kind of grime.”
Me “What?”
Her “Your shirt”
Me “Monty Python”
Her “Who?”
Me “…I’ll have the pilsner.”
At a bar last night wearing that shirt not really thinking about it until the 20 something waitress walked up and plopped her big old titties on our table.
Her “Not dead YET? Kind of grime.”
Me “What?”
Her “Your shirt”
Me “Monty Python”
Her “Who?”
Me “…I’ll have the pilsner.”
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Burren
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Hoss
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I hope I'm the one who made you look. Because I looked up AC/DC and laughed.
But jefferson starship doesn't really fit with the others. Weren't they always pop rock? Maybe Yacht Rock? I don't really know what yacht rock is but it's got a nice mouth feel.
Kithani
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People who refuse colonoscopy over the prep really drive me insane and it happens all the fucking time
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Control
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The prep complaints always confused me because I was like what's the big deal, people take laxatives all the time... and then it was oh, 20 doses at once!?
Made a little more sense then.
Wantonsoup95
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The prep was awful, puked as much as I shit, felt like a 6 hour norovirus. Cant ever drink red Gatorade again.
Control
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I actually didn't find the prep bad, I just never understood why people bitched about it until I read the little info sheet and was like oh fuck, is that a typo.
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Hoss
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Except that it is an option. You can tell it's an option because it's the one men take most often.3 liters of that solution was pretty tough. I barely made it through the last one. Took me hours to finish.
Kithani you're right though, the alternative is not an option.
Especially now that you can just shit in a box.
RobXIII
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Prep was a non issue for me. Maybe it was years of swimming in swamps as a kid (swim and you drink some, it's unavoidable) and eating dirt, and my surviving gut bacteria are combat hardened. I was deployed to El Salvador once and was the only one who didn't get the runs.
All I had to do was take 2 tiny pills the night before fasting, drink a 10oz lemon sprite thing that tasted like they just doubled the sugar, than mix laxative powder into 40oz of yellow gatorade, and drink that the day before. It was way easier than I thought, highly recommend getting it done. I'll shutup now lol
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Don't drink that shit, do this: worth every penny
Haus
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Just gonna jump in behind this idea. I'm also a huge fan of shitting in a box, for many different occasions!