You know you're getting old when.....

Hoss

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unfortunately, it's our testosterone levels that prevent us from growing longer beards. (Except the injun, they're just mutants).
 

Haus

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My beard stops at about 1.5-2 inch… its makes no sense… I guess I have limited retirement options now.. no blacksmith, no brewmaster…
No Mall Santa...

Wish I could grow one period. I can easily go 2 weeks between shaves.
I couldn't even grow a goatee until I was in my late 20's. Late 30's before I could get everything to connect into a decent beard.... But I've caught up.
 
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