Zimmerman stands his ground against wild moose.

hodj

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He's already been released from police custody, no charges filed. Which means there was, once again, no there there.

Thread can be rickshawed now.
 

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zimmerman claims his wife was the aggressor.

his wife has committed perjury in the past.

she is divorcing him. She wants 50/50.

I feel bad for zimmerman.
 

Tuco

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Zimzam can flimflam a much better slimslam than what he has now.
 

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The poor guy is surrounded by assholes.
 

Royal

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If pistol-whipping your soon-to-be ex-wife whenever she gets a little lippy is no longer considered to be a Constitutionally guaranteed right then I don't what this country is coming to.
 

Lejina

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Hell, the reason he was out patrolling the neighborhood last year was probably to take a break from his physically abusing wife and then he got attacked by some low life thug. Dude can't catch a break.
 

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Zimmy's an American Hero.

NRA members should pull their gold fillings out to craft a ring for him.