Zombieland 2 (2019)
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j00t
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i LOVED the first one. the trailer for this one was like... OH RIGHT... I HATE eisenberg... i don't know if i'll be able to watch it... then luke wilson and thomas middleditch came out and was like, yeah... yeah i bet i can watch this
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Conefed
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Trailer wasn't doing much for me until that part.
Feels like I'll need to suspend disbelief for this movie, which is not my strong point.
The zombie apocalypse has no room for ditsy blonds roaming about
Zero chance Stone hasn't fucked one or both of them by now
Sneaking off to secret boyfriend is beyond unbelievable -- in a world with nobody else, anybody else would be a huge deal and there wouldn't be any hiding it
Side note, thought Berkeley was that dude from Sandler movies for a moment, he needs more appearances.
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Slaanesh69
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So this is Zombieland 2 - The little girl has boobs now and we added a Millenial hipster/cuck so please watch our movie?
I think it is hilarious reading in this thread how unlikable Eisenberg is. He works in very specific roles and I actually think this one is suited to him perfectly.
Anyway, I am still on the fence.
I think it is hilarious reading in this thread how unlikable Eisenberg is. He works in very specific roles and I actually think this one is suited to him perfectly.
Anyway, I am still on the fence.
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i think about it everytime i see the clip of the crew shooting zombies in slow motion... it's a completely natural reaction for someone to close their eyes or flinch when they are shooting a gun, especially when it's loud... but emma stone standing there stone-faced and eyes wide while she's rocking the assault rifle with grenade launcher under barrel gets me hard
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That's because Emma Stone is like the fucking pinnacle of trashy hot. Even people not from Indiana would commit murders for her.
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j00t
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i love that between jesse eisenberg and thomas middleditch, none of us considered middleditch as the millenial hipster
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He played Zuckerberg and Luthor but has an adorable younger sister who played the child Marie in Paulie and Little Miss in Bicentennial Man. Every sign suggests we SHOULD hate him.