Recent content by Desmas_sl

you still bad cuz y'all fuk yo sisters, Wakandan

It was attracted to penis. In the end, it got a long barrel that was too hard for it to handle.

rerolled must quickly discover the truth. Root cause analysis. I think the republican must have been a jew since she went into "show business". Couldn't have been Butch, or could iT? That must have been the cause of his alzheimer.

After gouging my eyes out with spoons, sure

Free him. It's the internet. People need to grow a thicker foreskin

Appearance means a lot in this world. Waiting tables with a shitty appearance and service butthurts you with the stuff I said? You need to face reality. I tip generously because they have a shitty paying job. Some are born just to do the bare minimum, others are in it because maybe they lost...

If any of you are near Westland, MI you should hit up Slice of the 80s pizza. They have also a small display case with lots of 80s stuff for sale that I never seen around other than the internet. And cheap too. If you plan on having a pizza, try the radical.

Restaurants 10-20% 15% is where I start off at. Server making mistakes or over exaggerating asking if there is anything else that I need every 5 minutes? You just dropped to 10%. Server is attentive whenever needed and makes no mistake, maybe 20%. I judge servers on appearance and how they...

'Murica. Nuff said Hated my many. Jealous by all. We are teh champions... Of the world<Enter guitar solo> I don't need a visa to travel anywhere. I just stick out my wang at immigration and welcome to <insert country name> Edit: place i would like to retire to is nicaragua. I...

Whiskey tango foxtrot?! Since when is an amaretto sour a girly drink? I am headed to freudenstadt germany with a couple of colleagues, having a drink at ATL airport, and now i am being ridiculed because of my drink choice. Fuck them. Fuck them in their hairy black ass!

Does it have a penis? Rerolled would approve

Am I doing it write?

Hippie in our midst! With the internet, you never know who is watching - NSA watches me poop; I work for a company in Germany that manufactures photo-voltaic laminators. Having installed over 40 of them in North America (Mexico, USA, Canada) for companies that ''mass produce'' said modules, I...