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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    I think it"s about time this problem is addressed. First of all, the loot tables for boss mobs in the Elemental planes are abymsally small (actually for the entire expansion). We"re talking 1-3 unique items per boss - MAX. Compare this with any average VT boss, for example, who average out 10...
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    Morons Norrath 8a

    This is the best thread ever. It may also be the thread that causes a nerf to these forums, disallowing people to edit their own posts. This is internet GOLD I say... GOLD! I also had to ban the Dustin account in case anymore editing were to occur. We simply cannot have that... We still...
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    Morons Norrath 8a

    When did this thread start to own? Keep up the good work men, I"ll be back to check out all the player hating in another 5 pages. Dustin may take out the Korean Player Hate of the Year in this year"s finals. Stay tuned!
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    As opposed to killing humans that don"t think? Check your shorts for "Hershey squirts," son, I think you browned em with that last post. It"s like shooting fish in a barrel...
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    moved this to the Rickshaw Hall of Fame? Did the Cowboys retire Emmit Smith"s jersey his second year playing football? Did the Hall of Fame admit Walter Payton after the Superbowl in 1984? NO. This damn thread doesn"t even have any star ratings! Don"t move this shit for three more...
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    To assume I have never played or even leveled up in a PvP environment. That is why I can call you for what you are, a TOTAL pussy. I know how PvP works in this shitty game. You see those awe inspiring days played you listed for me, before your character was even a twinkle in your eye, I was...
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    I see, so you also suck at PvP, not just PvE. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I think there is a level 15 Gnome Enchanter in East Commons thats at 23% health to a pack of Bandits, get crackin" killer. I"m sure your lvl 20 Wizard could use the uber points.
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    You mean how Ruin was handing everybody their asses until Tenaj quit Everquest and the guild fell apart/disbanded? Obviously I know more than you think. You"ve played the 50+ game on RZ, VZ, and now SZ have you? Name your characters. I call bullshit, it"s just that simple. Not to mention that...
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    If we had an active suicide meter on this board, that post would be the one that pushed Sam to Defcon 5. An easy 300 bonus points for using Soilent Green. It"s people you know...
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    I am convinced that you actually don"t know how to play Everquest at any level of competence. Your grasp on the form and function of players and guilds, raiding guilds in particular, is akin to what a 9 year old would know about world politics. "Daddy the Russians have such a big country, are...
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    Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

    This isn"t the fucking EQClerics site or some pissant SZ board. We pull in over 35 million hits a month on average and put out about half a terabyte of data. Nobody here would give a shit if you were to fifteen box an army of parapalegic donkeys that had a bad case of Montezuma"s Revenge; let...
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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    Hahah.. Hurk, not only are you a bonafide moron, you"re an Everquest newbie to boot. Here"s some advice for you: When you are talking about Everquest, at least have some experience in having PLAYED the fucking game at some level of competency beyond farming Bouncer Hurd for Crude Steins...
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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    Always the bridesmaid, never the bride *sigh* Your life story isn"t it? Here I am, running this guild that you seemingly can"t get enough of, being your idol. There you are running up your post count on MY bulletin board, commenting on my playstyle, which you also happen to worship. What"s...
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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    It isn"t easy staying on top for as long as I have. Degenerates like you should be kissing my brown lovehole for all of the contributions I have made to the wonderous world of EQ. When your gimp ass reaches an elemental plane in 6-9 months, the lewt will flow and I"ll have another comparison...
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    Imitation Picture Thread

    are sick and need jobs. That is all, carry on...