Whats rustling your jimmies?

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I'll see your email subject typer and raise you people who send meeting attachments separate from the meeting invite itself that everyone then has to go search for.
 
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Big Phoenix

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I'll see your email subject typer and raise you people who send meeting attachments separate from the meeting invite itself that everyone then has to go search for.
I raise you people who forward emails that are sent to everyone who has an email.
 
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Borzak

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They don't make stuff like they used to. Brake light went out on my F250. I mean it was only 17 year old original bulb you would think it would last longer lol.
 
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I am working afterhours...making a report on this month's sales performance...and whatnot...

it is tragedy that I cannot FOR SIGMAR all night all in total war...
 
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Secretary at work CC's herself on every email she sends.

I had a boss who once came into my office and said "I just sent you an email, can you send it back to me, I forgot to send it to myself"

Same guy used to get pissed at me all the time for ignoring emails he sent (which I never actually saw). A couple of times I showed him how to search his sent items to prove he sent the email and he could never find it. So he didn't trust the sent items folder. One day I was in his office while he was writing me one of these emails, he finished it up, then I watched him click the X and the confirmation box to delete without saving.

This was in the 2000's, we were writing software. There was no excuse for not knowing how that shit worked. I can't remember if I set up his outlook to auto save after that. I know I thought about it, and debated with myself whether his emails were important enough. Just can't remember what I finally decided.
 
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some fucktard made an offer of $11000 taxes included (13%) on a $14500+taxes (13%) vehicle.

I am beyond rustled.

I am messaging all my sales guys to tell him to fuck off or give him $500 max.
 
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Big Phoenix

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The asshole who decided to unhitch his camper in the middle of i17 creating a 1 hour backup.

Also the degenerate assholes who dont want to properly merge. Traffic control people setup move over signs and cones and where slowly making their way back to the accident. But a few special assholes decided that once they passed the move over signage to get back into the left lane and floor it until they had to merge. It should be legal to kill fucking retards like that.
 
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Siliconemelons

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some fucktard made an offer of $11000 taxes included (13%) on a $14500+taxes (13%) vehicle.

I am beyond rustled.

I am messaging all my sales guys to tell him to fuck off or give him $500 max.

Hope I never try and buy a car from trollface :)

On used cars- I typically aim for advertised cost -1kish OTD.
 
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Hope I never try and buy a car from trollface :)

On used cars- I typically aim for advertised cost -1kish OTD.
Thats okay. 1k is a good aim and i will take your offer seriously. I will approve immediately based on whatever we have in the car.
 
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Secretary at work CC's herself on every email she sends.

A lot of people do this because they file all of their emails and if they move it from their sent box they won't have that either... it's just stupid but relatively harmless all things considered. Putting content in the subject however makes the email halfway unreadable.
 
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I just moved into an old apartment building and the motherfucking heat will not turn off.
Its 90 degrees outside right now and about 105+ in my apartment 24hrs a day

I called property management to ask them to please show me how to turn off the heat, and they said its a known problem. There is only one thermostat controlling every heater in the building, and that thermostat is broken. fuckers did not mention any of this a week ago when I signed my lease.

They refuse to give me an AC unit to put in my window till they fix it. while also acting as if they have no intention whatsoever of fixing it.

So rustled, So sweaty.
 
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Big Phoenix

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I just moved into an old apartment building and the motherfucking heat will not turn off.
Its 90 degrees outside right now and about 105+ in my apartment 24hrs a day

I called property management to ask them to please show me how to turn off the heat, and they said its a known problem. There is only one thermostat controlling every heater in the building, and that thermostat is broken. fuckers did not mention any of this a week ago when I signed my lease.

They refuse to give me an AC unit to put in my window till they fix it. while also acting as if they have no intention whatsoever of fixing it.

So rustled, So sweaty.
Sounds like theyre breaking the law? I know in Arizona AC is something a landlord is required to have in working order.
 
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I just moved into an old apartment building and the motherfucking heat will not turn off.
Its 90 degrees outside right now and about 105+ in my apartment 24hrs a day

I called property management to ask them to please show me how to turn off the heat, and they said its a known problem. There is only one thermostat controlling every heater in the building, and that thermostat is broken. fuckers did not mention any of this a week ago when I signed my lease.

They refuse to give me an AC unit to put in my window till they fix it. while also acting as if they have no intention whatsoever of fixing it.

So rustled, So sweaty.

Go turn the gas off. Shouldn't be hard.
 
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Sounds like theyre breaking the law? I know in Arizona AC is something a landlord is required to have in working order.

Several years ago when I lived in the ghetto of Phoenix, the central rooftop AC unit for our building went out in the middle of July. Slumlord didn't want to pay to fix it because he said it would cost him $100k.

A bunch of residents ratted him out to the city and they were forced to put in window units for every apartment. They put them in the front window of each of the apartments.

Two weeks later a city inspector came by and said they had to remove all the window units because they were partially blocking the sidewalk and violating the ADA. So the slumlord had a pile of window units that he paid for and couldn't use, and had to fork over the $100k after all to fix the rooftop unit. Can't imagine how rustled he was.
 
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I wasn't allowed to wear a nose stud when I got hired at my current work. Had to take my labret out and everything, fine. I understand the labret, the stud not so much, but rules is rules.

But it's okay for my manager to keep dying her hair stupid fucking colors though, right? Because a nose stud is more disruptive or whatever the fuck than some pudge with BRIGHT BLUE hair or BRIGHT ORANGE hair. And she can have manic phases where she decides to come into work done up in makeup like a circus clown, 'cuz muh bipolar' or whatever.

I can't wear a nose stud that I'd had since the age of 18, but the guy today serving me coffee today at Dunkin Donuts? He can wear a full fucking fashion wig, full dark red lipstick, fake eyelashes, and gemstone-studded fake nails. 'Cuz muh right to not be discriminated against.' Meanwhile If I showed up to the same place of work wearing half that bullshit I would get sent home, because the drive-thru window at DD isn't where you get to wear your full 'fuck me' makeup. Fair's fair, man.
 
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I wasn't allowed to wear a nose stud when I got hired at my current work. Had to take my labret out and everything, fine. I understand the labret, the stud not so much, but rules is rules.

But it's okay for my manager to keep dying her hair stupid fucking colors though, right? Because a nose stud is more disruptive or whatever the fuck than some pudge with BRIGHT BLUE hair or BRIGHT ORANGE hair. And she can have manic phases where she decides to come into work done up in makeup like a circus clown, 'cuz muh bipolar' or whatever.

I can't wear a nose stud that I'd had since the age of 18, but the guy today serving me coffee today at Dunkin Donuts? He can wear a full fucking fashion wig, full dark red lipstick, fake eyelashes, and gemstone-studded fake nails. 'Cuz muh right to not be discriminated against.' Meanwhile If I showed up to the same place of work wearing half that bullshit I would get sent home, because the drive-thru window at DD isn't where you get to wear your full 'fuck me' makeup. Fair's fair, man.
Goddamn all this for minimum wage.
 
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OK, I'm hooked; where the fuck do you work? Is it white-collar corporate, or fast food?

Today's gripe: fucking 3 year old in the seat behind me on the plane (who the hell books a flight with 3 kids in business class?) fucking around with the tray table and crying when he doesn't get his way while the parents IGNORE HIM AND LET IT CONTINUE FOR ALMOST 4 HOURS.

Fucking children and their fucking asshole parents.
 
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