Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Big_w_powah

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Pretty sure it's asparagus

Goddamnit @Khane you motherfucker. I was in an early morning meeting (a very boring, soul sucking one) when I read this shit, cracked up laughing without muting my microphone.

My VP doesnt understand whats funny about asparagus.
 
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Soygen

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To balance it out, I didn't even crack a smile, @Khane.

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lurkingdirk

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From now on, I am definitely going to use the word dabble to describe butt stuff! This amuses me.

In other this has absolutely nothing to do with anything news...I am going out with some friends tonight to a drag show; Ican't decide what I should wear to watch the lovely Queens do their things.

Do you have anything that can make your boobs appear really pointy? That and chaps.
 

Soygen

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lurking is thinking back to the good old days of seeing mom get ready for "work"....

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Mrs. Gravy

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I just had to turn up my music and close my office door to muffle my laughter...asparagus, cones and blocks, oh my!

I don't have any chaps, will a leather corset and leather pants suffice?
 
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LulzSect

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it also tastes fucking great grilled with olive oil and salt/pepper

yum
 
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Big Phoenix

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So....

As per my last post in this thread, GF is in the reserves now and currently at her MOS school until probably beginning of December. Seeing as how this is a LDR until then, things are obviously different namely a complete and utter lack of intimacy or sexual interaction between us now.

Before she left we were fairly sexual. Sex was once 1-2 a week usually since we didnt live together but sexting/skype/pictures was an every day and constant thing for us. There literally wasnt a day that went by that something sexual between us happened. Id randomly get pictures from her or she would ask me to send something to her. If I asked her to take a picture of herself I would get 5-6 pictures.

Flash forward to now and there is absolutely none of that anymore, its like that aspect of our relationship never existed at all. No I miss being in bed with you, no I had a dream about this or I cant wait to do xyz etc. no banter or flirting or anything at all. She will kind of respond if I say something to her, but her response seems token. Shes sent 3-4 pictures to me, but that was only after practically begging for them.

Naturally I ask whats going on why the change. She simply says she cant text/talk or be like that because there simply isnt any privacy now. Which is true to an extend, she lives in a small room with 3 other girls. Thing is though privacy has never stopped her before. She never had problems texting sexually or sneaking away to snap a picture before when she was our with her parents, at work etc.

Example of this is this morning. I sent her a text saying I woke up incredibly hard, zero acknowledgement of that text. Last week she was out shopping for clothes. Usually this would mean id get a picture of her in a changing room, nothing. Even after I asked.

So this leads me to being incredibly frustrated sexually, and just in general. Is my frustration justified or am I blowing this out of proportion?