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I broke my left clavicle on Monday wrecking my motorcycle. As a result my arm is in a sling and im typing this one handed. I'm looking for a computer game I can play with just my mouse, something that will keep my attention for a couple of hours a day at the least. I'm thinking RPGs, in the...

I've rustled a co-workers jimmies before. I take deep breaths when I'm stressed, sort of a controlled breathing thing, and when I breathe out I sigh. I don't realize it, it's totally unconscious. UF&Shands hospital in jacksonville somewhat rustled my jimmies, I broke my clavicle yesterday...

+nets for all? Hurray

Oceans 11

I watched that Genetic Chile documentary on Netflix. It's kinda shitty that if you end up with GMO chile's in your garden, Monsanto can sue you for infringement. That said, I'm sure I eat a mix of organic and GMO's, I'm not paying 3$ for a single apple.

Monster Hunter? Actuality: Dead Space

Anyone else notice lately how bulky The Rock got? He was a professional wrestler, but now that he's a film actor he's huge.

I'm sorry, what?

That's genius violentsalad. I was trying to recover a password and my security question was "Who was the first girl you ever kissed?" and I couldn't remember her name. I called like 3 people trying to rack their brains and they knew who I was talking about but couldn't remember her name.

Whisk. What is the most used cooking utensil in your kitchen?

If Tablets count as computers, it's computers by a landslide. What's your favorite webcomic?

Nah man, it was Geoffrey. Molested that whole family, including Uncle Phil.

For me probably "I love you, but I'm not in love with you" from like, ever girl I've tried to date. My family is pretty brutally honest about a lot of things, which I thought was normal, but when my ex-wife met them she thought we were all assholes. Not many secrets.

Besides Taco Bell? Anything mexican has me shitting piss for at least a day. What is your favorite single player rpg of all time?

I would love to spend all day maintaining my home, compared to maintaining other peoples homes.

What gets me is pawn shops not being open on Sundays. That's also the only day I'm really hankering for some Chick-Fil-A

If she runs her fingers through your hair, is it still rape?

That depends on how high pot was, and if it was the sole winning ticket. But yes. If you could eat any animal, just to taste it, without any laws or anything inhibiting you, which would you choose?

How old are you that the USA was great while you were alive? It's better than a lot of countries, yeah, but it's been full of a bunch of offense taking pussies for a long time.

Low flow toilets rustle my jimmies. It's like flipping a coin to see if my turd will flush or not.

Pickled Cucumbers, second to that is Pickled Cabbage. Q: If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck?

The purchase of this DLC allows you to fire your secondary weapon!

Done and done.

The best part is, her right arm is already in a cast, assumed broken.

Maybe at low tide or something.

I saw a van with a QR code while I was a passenger. Tried to scan it, but couldn't get a good enough read on it from the distance we were, thought, well, I'll never find out what they sell. Edit: one of the main bridges in Jacksonville was hit by a ship last week, so now it's going to be...

If we count running shoes as sneaker, then I guess two pairs. I also have a pair of flip flops, a pair of work boots, dress shoes, and a pair of motorcycle boots.

What jet is that in the second to last GIF?

No. I can masturbate to imaginary mermaids. What is your least favorite sexual position?

I was working on a house the other day, changing some tiles, and the dog next door had such a deep bark. Eventually had to go to that side of the house, and saw it was a big German Shepherd, and it just stood with it's head in the fence barking at me. Let's just say I didn't get close enough to...

I screw ratchet hoes. Related image

Fucking "love bugs" man, hate those.

Jelly. What, if anything, are you allergic to?

Last I checked, since the Amish don't use electricity, their buggy won't have turn signals and stop lights. They do have reflectors though, and tend to stay to the side of the road. When driving my work truck in traffic, changing lanes I just slowly ease over into the other lane until someone...

Nah, after I run out of my selected stock, which I got today by the way and are super delicious, I plan on giving up on my sedentary lifestyle and joining a gym and getting in shape. I'll miss you, fat rolls.

I'm not sure if anyone else on these boards is a fan of this particular candy, but I love Mike and Ike's. Recently, they changed their flavor and started making the candies with "Real Fruit Juice" and I just can't stand the new flavor. So I wrote them and complained. They responded back to me...

If you use them properly, and rotate stock, you don't wear out your underwear/socks as quickly?

I would shop at Sweatshop Depot as long as their checkout lines didn't take forever like Wal-Mart.