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It was off the top of my head. Cincinatti covered up soresbys gambling for 2 years. Don't act like UT couldn't have done an even better job.

I think the only correct thing here is that it would never happen at UT. Arch might be betting but UT has the stroke to keep it from being a story or getting sanctioned. Ricky Williams was constantly high while at school and caught many times. Whatever happened to Vince young. Not sure...

No supplemental draft for soresby https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49155214/no-2026-supplemental-draft-brendan-sorsby-nfl-path-paused

If you don't like your fortune that's what your supposed to do to keep it from coming true. Well, eat the whole thing. You might be fucked if you only ate half.

I read it that way too. But I knew what he meant because I've always been into cougars.

Did you know women die immediately after being raped? Well, all the ones I raped did. Kind of a darker version of the chickens die after sex joke.

Has the FIFA world cup always been during pride month? Because this doesn't seem like a coincidence.

Is that a real song? I only heard it in the book series everybody loves large chests.

Wasn't that a time jump to before he got hurt and put in the wheelchair? How is that a problem? I don't think canonically he needed to be born in a wheelchair.

You were getting your ass kicked by the time he landed any elbows anywhere near the back of your head. So what exactly are you saying? You knew the illegal elbows were coming and that's why you lost?

One of the reasons I've started answering in italian. "Bobbita Boopi" But most of the time I answer and hang up so they don't leave a fucking 4 second empty voicemail that AT&T can't just delete automatically for some reason.

The flat earthers who think it's spinning technically believe the world is shaped like a bowl.

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Isn't the matron a god? There's your celestial help. Also, isn't that what the hand and eye of vecna are for?

I liked Manny in pretty much everything I've seen him in.

I get packages delivered all around my house. If they don't take a picture, it's an easter egg hunt every time I get something. Most of the time packages get delivered to the front door or to a box we setup under the carport specifically for packages. Once in a while people put them inside...

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7367629/2026/06/17/brendan-sorsby-texas-tech-stopped-fight-nfl/ That sorseby guy declared for the supplemental draft. It's funny, for a guy recovering from a gambling addiction this whole thing sure seemed like a big gamble. Lets see who wants him...

Just got a new form of robot scam call. I answer the phone and it starts hacking up a lung, then says, sorry about that, allergies. I mean it was disgusting sounding. Snorting and hacking and blowing. I was like cool. I don't talk to clankers, say hot dog to prove you're a real person...

Good catch. Then maybe they just had a thing for husky mixes because that's definitely a husky mix too. Looks like it's more of a husky / shepherd.

Isn't it punishment enough that they're losing a beloved member of the family? And also the chew toy that took 9 months for amazon to deliver. But for real, blunt force trauma from a dog attack? So the dog supposedly attacked the kid and he just got some abrasions and bruises? That sounds...

Is vecna the whispered one? I knew I was supposed to recognize him.

They announced they were skipping season 3 and going straight into season 4. Once season 4 drops, the season 3 episodes will be available through microtransactions one scene at a time. This was all explained in the pictures kaji took.

Can you imagine Tank Abbot bitching about illegal hits? IIRC he was one of the people who got punched in the dick and doubled over.

Just watched the match. Great card. I hate to see lewis get his ass beat like that. Maybe he should have retired after "My balls was hot" But what I hate more is seeing faggots bitch about normal and common strikes. White belts learn to elbow the back of the head. I should pop in tapes of...

It used to be an insult to say someone went to clown college. Now I see that would be a wise choice that prepared you for the real world.

That was mostly bob costas and he wasn't on a knee, he's just that short.

Sounds like you didn't watch academy or discovery.

Most of those look like complete garbage. Football, Landman, then it's all trash until #19. Speaking of buffy, I finally watched firefly. Fuck that was really getting good, but at least the movie gave us a decent ending.

I always put people I don't respect on speaker. Perhaps that's what's happening to you? But TBH, that doesn't seem to be enough any more. Lately I've been taking the call into the bathroom and repeatedly flushing the toilet.

The fucking retards they have now would probably recast captain kirk as a black lesbian, spock as a fat faggot, and have wil wheaton play checkov. Then put them all on enterpise G and ignore everything that came before.

I don't understand. The atomic testing museum has a fallout exhibit? Or was this from the pinball museum?

I can't believe you didn't ask for nudes of the ex.

We have 4 dogs, 2 cats, and we both hate cleaning. That motherfucker was fuzzy. The rest of the story probably belongs in the "My Wife is Awesome Thread". Once she saw I wasn't bleeding and just really pissed off, she immediately cleaned it up and gave me her steak. I didn't ask her to, I...

This gif reminded me of dinner last night. Had a big ole steak and baked potatoe (something I don't do often) on a plate. I was carrying it to the table and I still don't know what happened but I fucking dropped it. It landed steak down on the dirty ass floor and it broke my favorite plate...

That's not what I asked. How the fuck does that keep you from breaking 20 laws a day? If you're going to just stop breaking the law you would need to know every damn law that applies to you. Not just where they might come from. The thing you were responding to in rajah's post was...

quick, give me an itemized list of every law you are subject to right now. In whatever state/county/city/HOA you're currently in when you read this message. Don't cheat and look it up, just rattle them all off from memory.

I used to get that sometimes. I think the page didn't load all the way. Either that or you were put on the discouraged user list.

Dude, don't reward low effort trolls. I understand you like getting bated but make them work for it.

yeah it's basically game of thrones with cats instead of dragons. You can skip it.

The greatest thing about any work of art is that it doesn't matter what the artist intended. You can see whatever you want to see in it.