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  1. lurkingdirk

    Did Brando grab your weiner in college?

    He also likes to grab the pickle.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    AssHat of the year 2019

    3/4 ain't bad.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Had a dinner party with friends tonight where everyone brought Indian food. It was fantastic. I made this Masala Doodh Cake. Do yourself a favour and make it. https://www.milkandcardamom.com/tag/indian-dessert/ Also made rose ice cream. Easy and delicious.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Will it involve pictures of your penis in costume?
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 4

    Fuck me. Sorry people. New thread coming soon. This thread will burn. Please go here and revote: https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/asshat-2019-voting-round-4-redone.11490/ @Amod please lock this thread. Or preferably delete it. I'm really sorry folks. Wasn't intentional.
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 4 REDONE!!

    My sincere apologies for screwing it up. Sorry people. It wasn't intentional. Please vote again. See the list for voting below. Again, please copy and paste the entire list and make your choices clear. Some surprises here, and some great pairings. You have until sometime on Saturday...
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    Results from round 3 voting: Teekey 45 vs. Tarrant 7 - Teekey advances TheBeagle 10 vs. Ossoi 42 - Ossoi advances Sadre Sprinegnawer 16 vs. xequecal 35 - xequecal advances wormie 11 vs. a_skeleton_03 40 - a_skeleton_03 advances Mudcrush Durtfeet 38 vs. pharmakos 13 - Mudcrush Durtfeet...
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 4

    And then there were eight! See the list for voting below. Again, please copy and paste the entire list and make your choices clear. Some surprises here, and some great pairings. You have until sometime on Saturday afternoon/evening to vote. Vote now! Teekey vs. Ossoi Sadre Sprinegnawer vs...
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    Voting is closed
  11. lurkingdirk

    Did Brando grab your weiner in college?

    Reenactment of Brando
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    Parent Thread

    The first solid food all of my kids ate was vegetable and fruit puree. Squash, pumpkin, peas, apples, pears, and the like. We grew it all ourselves so it was cheap as crap. Also, we simply had a policy that you were expected to eat what was on your plate. We tried hard to make sure there were...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Not an option for me, too many trees, leaves would be a foot deep if I left them. I collect them and have a huge compost pile that I turn over with my front end loader a few times a year. It's freaking massive.
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    How do you FoH?

    On my laptop. Pants off.
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    I can't stop watching that. I'm laughing hysterically. That is magnificent.
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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    No coon skin caps here, unfortunately.
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    Does this count as a death threat? I might be ready to lodge an official complaint. Or maybe not.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    https://vloggerpro.com/best-laptops-streaming-movies/ "movies"
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Nah, get one prebuilt that is specialized for whatever you're doing.
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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    Deer season is upon us, and I have a spot where they bed down. I've checked the last four mornings, and never seen less than 10 deer each morning. I'm getting a tag, so is my wife, and so is one of my daughters who expressed an interest in doing this for the first time. I've already got one with...
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    It's about time for this.
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    Parent Thread

    Not funny or okay in this thread.
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    Voting seems to be getting personal here...
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    Parent Thread

    Not if they are tailgating.
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    Not bad. Degenerate. How about midget porn star Tiny Beanmaster? AKA Tiny Dancer
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I read "fisting" and thought there might be something interesting here. False alarm.
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    What about Tranpower Beanmaster?
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Come up with a better seeding system, and I'll implement it. Until then, you're a potato.
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    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    This is signature material @Vanessa
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    No, your presence was assumed in round one, because you were known to come in round 2. And boy, did you come in round 2.