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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Pretty heavy rain? Lots of ground water? It may have come up from under.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I know it sounds odd, but you can make really good jam from zucchini. I've made it the last few years.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes. Beets. Awesome taste, and red pee.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try pickling pears. They are fantastic. A friend of mine did it a few years ago and I couldn't eat enough of them. Really nice balance with the right pears, and I'm sure the google can help you find the right pears. Also once had pickled cherries with a pork dish. They, too were outstanding. I...
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    Parent Thread

    Three or four times a week. It's been that pretty consistently throughout our marriage. Sometimes more, sometimes less. But that's a good average.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Man, I can about a metric fuck tonne of pickles every year. We eat a lot of pickles because pickles are dang delicious. Good for you, man! Try some eggs next just for experience.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You don't. I cook the dough in advance, then flip it and put the toppings on. The cheese melts nicely and the crust is nicely cooked.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Had friends over tonight and made individual pizzas on the grill. It was awesome. I cooked up a bunch of crusts, then everyone put their toppings on their own pizzas (I had a million options available), then finished them in the grill. I don't want to turn the oven on when the air conditioner...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    How many fedoras?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're talking about kids on a third date? Damn. Life is different from when I was dating.
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    Parent Thread

    Being snipped is awesome. I have sown my seed. It has done its thing. And now all the boinky-boinky I want without repercussions.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Someone going to start a 2019-2020 thread, or do we have to wait for the season to begin?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Is she standing next to a banana?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes. You are. Smoked Gouda for the best grilled cheese.
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    Parent Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    She can be single and still abuse herself.
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    The Matrix reboot/remake

    Yeah, the acting in the first one was so bad. The premise was good. They used the circular photography technique. Which had already been used. On commercials. By the Gap. That was really the most ground-breaking effect in the movie. So...mediocre to bad acting. Already used special effects...
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    The Matrix reboot/remake

    #1 was mildly interesting. #2 was barely tolerable. #3 was unwatchable. No chance I'm watching this shit. Plus, it's going to be ridiculously SJW friendly. And the plot is done. And the acting wasn't great. Other than that, I'm sure it will be awesome.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Working on my deck today, my kids are helping me move lumber. 2x8x16' dropped on my foot. Thanks for the help. Fuck my foot hurts.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I have a recipe that actually makes good egg nog. I'm not an egg nog fan, but this shit is pretty good, so it's possible to be not disgusting.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I just don't like the flavour. Yeah, it melts nice. Other cheese can melt okay, too. And taste better.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    A north Mexican state, or a south Mexican state?
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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    Yeah, I totally understand what you're saying. That's just not me on vacation. I want to have a beach. I love to cook local things. I want to sus out the fun things to do locally. I want to hike, I love hiking. When I camp, it's always in the back-woods sites that you have to hike miles to...
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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    I've done multiple cruises. I hate them with a passion. I'd rather go to a resort and be in charge of what I do during the day instead of having to wait for the ship to get to a port to do something interesting.
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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    Someone start a gofundme to get Mist a sybian.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't cheat. I'm sorry if it offends some people here, but if you cheat, you're a douche. A low life. Talk to her, tell her how seriously you are taking this, tell her that the situation made you consider breaking your vows. That will get her attention. Then, work on it together. Don't expect...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah. His wife is 5'1" and takes it all. C'mon, man. keep up.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He also has a 27 inch cock.