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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you. I don't know why, but I fully believe you're entirely responsible for this whole situation.
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    OUTRIVAL: The Game I'm Making

    This is awesome. What kind of gifs will motivate you? Falling gifs are already spoken for. Flying? You tell us.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I only go to casinos for the buffet. I never gamble. Cheap food, though.
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    Home Improvement

    It's not good news for all the OSB. When it gets wet it tends to turn into cornflakes. Get the contractor's business card, register a complaint with Lowes, and if there are any issues within a year go after them because they left it like this. Honestly, they could have put the roofing clad on in...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Who wouldn't want this bouncing around the yard?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Not a bucket. A sock.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're talking about children, right? Because if that's all you're doing for a dog that's abuse, man.
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    Home Improvement

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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    There is a chance you ran over a vampire in your car, but you dismissed it because there was nothing in your rear view mirror.
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    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Well, that certainly convinced me. Here is another hand gesture you might find magical:
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you fart more or less with beans from the instapot?
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    Weather

    Lake Michigan isn't anywhere near as high as Lake Ontario. I haven't heard any stories of damage along Michigan's shores. I dunno, I'll be there in a couple weeks and will report back.
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    Weather

    You guys should see the damage along the northern shore of Lake Ontario, it's unreal. The water is so high that quite a few islands have disappeared and shorelines are eroding at a scary, scary rate. I personally know three people whose houses are sitting in water now. Just crazy.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'd put money up for FOH bros to do a cooking show on a youtube channel. I think we'd generate huge ratings and awesome food.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    When you have no monthly payments and your future is provided for. Yoga pants or tube tops?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    When you have no monthly payments and your future is provided for. Yoga pants or tube tops?