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Okay, just for something refreshing, I'm going to share about my wife. Not bragging, just something refreshing. My wife hates cooking. And she's rubbish at it. However, she likes cleaning. Every time I cook, which is always, she cleans everything. Also, she cleans the house whenever she's able...

But imagine the size of her shits.

Yeah, caulking around the toilet is good, but like the man said, leave the back uncaulked. That way you don't miss a leak.

How's the swamp-ass this week?

She is dang cute. How the hell did you do that?

Put a marble on it and watch if the marble rolls.

Forgive me, I'm probably dense, but how does alexa make it easier?

So we use google docs for a shopping list because then it's always available to both of us whenever. And we put whatever recipes we want to use on that page, too. But I don't want that shit on the fridge. I want it on my phone when I'm at the store, and on my laptop when I'm looking at recipes...

I don't get wifi on the fridge.

But where do you go all day? And it's harder now in the era of cell phones and location information...

Not gonna lie, that made me a little horny.

This is just not your weekend, is it?