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My wife doesn't do makeup much, either. She's also hot when she wakes up. Part of her looks a bit like a wrinkled alligator purse, and I like to stick my dick in there.

One of my kids this this exact same thing. Lasted a brief time, we consistently stayed on her about not lying. Eventually it stopped because she didn't like being sneaky (her words).

Refs deciding this game. Such bullshit.

Caps are not working hard enough.

Nails and teeth - use caution and they can be fantastic.

Yeah, where 'dem boobs at?

Looking good!

It has been a long time since any boobs were posted in this thread. I mean lots of boobs are posting, but no posting of boobs.

At this point anything is possible. Except the Leafs winning at home.

Nice fish. You should trim your nails.

Come on, Toronto. Please win at home. I know. I'm set to be disappointed.

You can gen replacement rings in just about every size and colour. No need to replace the whole can if they're solid and still working as desired. Google can light trim rings and options a plenty will show up.

You know, looking at that, I think no matter what happened with contact to the goalie, there was no chance he was going to get over to save that. I think it is likely the right call. Now come on, Calgary.

Looks short for you. Is it comfortable?

Why can't Toronto win at home? That was a dubious non-call on goaltender interference.

You can surely fix that. French drain will help, also extend your downspouts so they empty 10 feet away from the house.

Fuck you, St. Louis.

Notre Dame. Mock me if you wish. They're going to be good this year.

Caps were pretty flat tonight, but holy shit that crowd wouldn't shut up. Those players got energy from those fans. It would have been amazing to be there. Enjoying the energy of the Jets!

That's a cool sign, but it's built into the brickwork, and that would be wicked hard to do well with your existing brickface. I'd say bolt something on that looks cool and light it well is your best bet.

No, above the door and windows there is a larger rectangle where a sign used to be. It's fine. I think that kind of stuff adds character, and doesn't bother me at all. You're doing good work.

I do! That's part of why we bought the house we did - dining room that seats 28 or so pretty comfortably, and plenty of other spaces to put people. Not to mention a basement where I can send the kids. I love hosting people and cooking. The orgies are a good way to work up an appetite!

I have 60 coming for dinner on Sunday. Making a goose and pork belly. What goes with that? Mashed potatoes? Scalloped potatoes? Rice pilaf? Also going to do braised carrots and leeks. Making blueberry, cherry, and lemon meringue pies, too. What else? Others are all bringing food, too, but I...

I'm so horny right now.

You should buy lottery tickets.

Good night, Penguins. Hope your golf game is better than your playoff game.

I do installation art. I do it for several churches, and for several cities. Some sculpture, some painting, mostly mixed media filling a big space. The one space I do most is a 12 foot wide by 36 foot high wall on which I do everything from fabric installation to painting realism. Visual art is...

I don't think you're wrong. That's confusing though, considering the season Tampa had. They shit the bed big time, and they have no one to blame but themselves. Now, let's get Pittsburgh eliminated tonight, too, and let the Jets win. That'll be a good hockey night in Canada.

What in the actual fuck Tampa Bay? That was a miserable showing in the post season. I love under dogs, and I'm really happy for the Blue Jackets right now. They worked their asses off.

@Alex I do like some botanical gins, but I find people are going overboard with them, and the flavour of the gin is lost to the lavender, or whatever else it's infused with. If you can find gin from these guys, get it: https://www.huberwinery.com/starlight-distillery/

Don't do that with gin. You'll have a headache.

Then that's not good gin. Sounds like it was too heavy on the botanicals. Good gin has a balanced flavour that is enhanced by the carbonation of tonic and is prevented from being too sweet by a hint of lime. You need to be able to taste all those things.

Good gin is delicious, and should be enjoyed with the correct amount of garnish. Don't listen to Alex, he's a nice guy, but he's touched in the head. Cucumber should not be part of a gin drink. I've tried, man. I hate that taste in a drink. Tried the cucumber gatorade, too. Equally blah.

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There's still a whole period for them to disappoint us. I can't get my hopes up. Too many years of cheering for Toronto. But yeah, the officiating sucks donkeys.