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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    The nice thing about doing the holes/posts yourself is that you can put the posts in, then frame up the top, get it all square, and THEN cement the posts in place. Lovely to work that way.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife and I put 100% of everything into joint accounts. We each have a personal savings account from which we can do things like purchase from amazon or wherever for birthdays or Christmas or whatever. But even the separate accounts are tied to the main accounts, and everything is viewable at...
  3. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That isn't life with kids, man. They can snack and wait until you get home, unless it's like 9 pm or something. We have late family dinners by many people's standards, usually starting at 7:30. Always have. Kids sometimes went to bed directly after dinner, but that's life. Eat as a family - I...
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wow, you think gouda, gruyere, and provolone are stinky cheeses? They're incredibly mild! I also like bleu cheese on a burger. Adds a good salty with that pungent cheese taste.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fair enough, I totally get that. But I'll take gouda over American cheese for melting. Or gruyere. Or provolone.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I can't eat Kraft singles. I have a very hard time with all American cheese. Hate me if you will, there is always a better alternative.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's the key. The conversation. If the sex isn't good, but you can have conversations about it, the sex will get better. TALK MOTHERFUCKERS! Do you even?
  8. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Well, Fuck Toronto. Forever. I will no longer follow them this year. Hope they have fun in the playoffs after they fuck up their chances for home ice advantage.
  9. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Sheet, Capitals doing a mighty fine job.
  10. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Toronto disappointing everyone once again.
  11. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Montreal needs to win so badly tonight... Toronto also needs a win tonight. Canadian teams need a win tonight.
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't agree with that at all.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  14. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do believe this is the first time in history that the inside of an ass has been described as an open meadow. We have some fucking poets up in here.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Okay, that's enough interaction with you. Wow.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    And here we see the accuracy of Foler's Database. So no one need worry about anything else he says.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Careful, you're being mean. Would you say that on a NYC subway?
  19. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    You're witnessing mentally-handicapped shenanigans at their finest here, man.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Yes, having a female wife, and liking having sex with her clearly makes me a fgt. You're not even making sense.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    My youngest son. How do you want to die?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    But I don't. I have no interest in having sex with Vanessa. You, on the other hand, clearly want to blow that dick after it rams your own ass. Could you explain that?
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shut up, man. It isn't like I know she likes having her nipples flicked while riding me like a stallion...
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    Retard Dumping Ground

  26. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    You are exactly as retarded as how often you respond to posts of this sort. If you can't take ribbing on an online forum, you should probably just log off the internet forever. However, I'm really enjoying your very tough guy routine. Let's meet at the FOHcon. You can do all those things to me...
  27. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    That's not hate. That's truth.
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Subway has premade shit?
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    Retard Dumping Ground

  30. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    I don't understand why people spend time on hate.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just to be sure, we need to see pictures of her butthole.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    That's not bad...
  33. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I have five kids. Every one of them has something happening tonight. Couple of hockey games, soccer game, orchestra concert, and a piano recital. How the hell do we choose? Certainly one of us will be at the piano recital, as one of the kids is doing solo work. The orchestra concert seems the...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jebus on toast, guys. Way to make a dude insecure. Noodle, she's not cheating. Women go through massive shifts in their sexual cycles. It happens. Who knows what is at the root of this? Enjoy the sex.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    She does, doesn't she?
  36. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    They have done a really nice job with their shrubs.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No she's not. Don't be a dick.