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That is brutal.

That's fantastic. I hate that song, but that is an entirely appropriate use for it.

I thought I liked you, man.

My wife has been drinking cucumber gin and tonics lately. barf.

This is good advice.

Happens to me periodically. I just stop, turn around, and stare right into their eyes. Makes them so bloody uncomfortable they feel terrible without actually doing anything aggressive or wrong. Works like a charm.

And the one that will ultimately let you down. Good game tonight, let's see how it goes. I'm a Toronto fan. I want to believe. I can't. Not yet.

You may get it. Except for Toronto. They're going to disappoint.

What the fuck Tampa Bay?

Pickles are awesome, and you should not trust people who don't like pickles.

No hockey on at night sucks.

Further plot twist: He actually has a feminine ballsack.

Yeah, but then you have to be okay with "My, what a feminine ballsack you have."

Having your balls out is okay at your work place? What if someone comes to get you to fill in the TPS reports?

It does, but how awkward would it be?

But stickers, man. STICKERS!

I think you need to address this with your wife. Tell her what you've told us - that it's hurtful for her to shut you down on this one self indulgence. I'd be furious if I were you, and just sitting on that fury isn't going to create warm, loving feelings in the future. Seriously, make sure she...

Think of all the good they did!

I don't like cherry flavour. I will fight you.

Local Wendys discontinued Limeade. Fucking bastards.

What in the actual fuck? Good food, to cleanse your palate:

Notre Dame wome did a fine job, they just came up one short at the end. Disappointing for me, but it was a fine game.

I wanna see Toronto vs. Winnipeg for the final. No Americans would watch it, but it would be great. yesiknowhtatwonthappen

I don't think I know what you mean by that, but I think it's good?

We just spent 5 days as a family at a cottage. We won't have a lot more of these opportunities, as my oldest are 18, so we took it. It was really a great time. I think my oldest two are realizing they are leaving in the fall, and they are going to miss their family. Everyone seemed to be on...

Find every practice test you can, and do them. Obsessively. The SAT is as much about learning how to take tests as it is demonstrating knowledge. I'm not kidding, practice tests of every kind, and a tutor might help, too. You're investing in his future here, it's worth time and energy and money now.

Someone gonna make a brackets thread for this? Could be fun.

Is it me, or are those bricks a little lower than the grade at the far end? I'm worried you're going to have water collect on these bad boys.

This time of year in the northern midwest, what kind of oil are you guys putting in your bikes? I've got a BMW r1100rt, recommendations? It's a 2000 with 50,000 miles on it.

Wow. I think you might be amazed at what you can learn about yourself if you and your spouse go to a good, skilled counselor. Just my $0.02

When did this turn into the hodj salty stream of consciousness thread?

Double post rustling me right now.

Oh, man. I know that pain.

Fuck Toronto. That is all.

I'm pulling so hard for Montreal. I generally cheer for Toronto, but they are going to be nothing but disappointment in the playoffs. I just have this feeling. I'd love to be wrong. But man are they good at disappointing. But come on, Montreal. They always go gangbusters in playoffs.

Double the size or more, and plant something cool to grow on it, maybe like wisteria.