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  1. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Can you imagine how annoying a spider in flip-flops would be?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Quick sand would be extra terrible for giraffes. It would take forever for their head to go under after their body is trapped.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Recovering from diarrhea is literally getting your shit together.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    And a steak.
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    Homesteading and Hobby Farm/Ranch

    I think your plan is good, because you're starting small. Make sure you have a solid handle on one thing before adding another. I know people who have done similar things, but taken on too much all at once, and the farm just gets away from them because they're trying to learn about chickens...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not only thawed and moist, work in one sheet at a time. Don't try to do a bunch at once.
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    I think Im going to like this place...

    And yet, it is somehow not surprising content for FoH.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Took the whole dang family to the Toledo zoo today. I was nervous, because I have a bunch of teenagers and a ten year old. My oldest twins are very independent, the middle two are often un-engaged with family activities of late, and the youngest just wants to have fun with everyone. We had a...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    It looks nice, but once you do something to cement, you're going to have to redo it every so often. You'll get gouges, or chemicals/oil/whatever will discolour it, and so forth. I'd rather have bare cement and no maintenance.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She could adopt me!
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    Home buying thread

    A lot of times people are too limited in how they or their agents search. If they say "we want to be in this neighborhood, and we want it under $200K," they won't even be given those houses over $200 as an option to look at, so they might as well not exist. How much over 200 are they? If they're...
  12. lurkingdirk

    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    As he's never coming back, we should close this thread.
  13. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Yeah, this rental I have has a paddle shifter, and it's not bad. I still miss the clutch. Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I simply enjoy driving stick.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    I like control stick gives me, and my brakes last longer, too.
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    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    What the hell is going on here?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Yes, but why male models?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Anthony Bourdain dead at age 61, suicide

    Was it really necessary to start a third thread about this?
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    RIP Anthony Bourdain

    Mental health issues are a bitch.
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    RIP Anthony Bourdain

    What's interesting about this is he was quite vocal about how he had been battling demons his whole life. I actually have quite a bit of respect for how he pulled himself out of substance abuse and managed to have a good and productive life. And I'm sorry, but yes, he had kids, but he didn't...
  20. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    When they get older, and can talk, this becomes a game.
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    Parent Thread

    Plus some women get very horny in their second and third trimesters. Have fun!
  22. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    edit crap, thought I could just link it and it wouldn't show up. Youtube has the video of the women with her boobs out as the cup skates by. fun stuff.
  23. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    So glad for the Caps. They definitely deserve this.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    That was bloody beautiful.
  25. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yup. Bad reffing. Yup. A guy with no stick wraps up a Caps player in a bear hug, no penalty. First chance? call a Caps penalty. Bullshit lead for Vegas.
  26. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Goaltender was interfered with, but it was because his own defenseman was pushing him into the crease and into the goalie. Stupidness abounds. Let's hope the Caps rebound well.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  28. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Game is tied. They're really letting them play through shit. Might be time to start calling things a little tighter.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If you think I was kidding and don't really want an invitation, you're wrong.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I don't care what any of you say, TJT's food looks delicious, and I'd like an invitation to his place to eat a lot of it.
  31. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Fun hockey. Refs not calling much, but so far seems pretty even. Whole first period nearly done with no score.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Someone needs to drug Fleury.
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    Parent Thread

    45 hours? Holy crap, man. Your wife is a hero. Congrats on the cute little rug rat! Your life is now different forever. It's awesome.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Define trap? You have to be specific here at FOH... But you're right about the first 10 minutes. Vegas is going to try to set the tone of the game straight off. Survive the first ten, manage to score first, and forecheck like crazy and they can do it.
  35. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I guess no. I think Vegas can win one more at home.