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If you weren't such a ruptured anal cyst you'd understand it, douche bag. I'm just kidding, I love you Tarrant. I don't get the cruelty, either.

Yeah. This was in a spot I couldn't get my tractor into without destroying some small trees and bushes, so I did it by hand. Good exercise!

Looks really great, what a major improvement! Excellent work. I dug another 100 yards or so to add to my irrigation today. I'm exhausted, but I've nearly got everything done that I want to.

The person who originally came up with the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." was probably a pretty sick fucker.

JS Bach would be pretty cool.

That's great, man! Pretty great pizza shirt, too.

Cooked swordfish steaks on cedar planks on the grill tonight. Just salt and pepper, put some garlic cloves on the plank, and let it go for about 30 minutes. Was dang tasty!

Thanks, man. It takes a big fag to admit that.

If everyone could achieve orgasms through exercise, people who are in really good shape would be viewed differently by society.

If you put a strategic comma in "The war on drugs" it sounds like a lot more fun.

Maple syrup is really just tree sauce.

Both male and female deer share the nicknames of money.

I dunno. This one is pretty tragic, too: Wimbledon's number 3 seed Simona Halep had breast reduction surgery to help her game | Daily Mail Online

Was it the final finale, or just a season ender?

Owning a dragon doesn't sound nearly as cool when you consider the quantity of shit you'd have to clean up.

I never sleep through 5 am. On very rare occasions, I can fall asleep again, but I typically get up at 5 and start my day. It's not bad. I make coffee, go to the shop, read or watch some news, read, work on whatever woodworking project I've got going on, and have a bunch of things done before...

All New York City subway stations are really part of the same building with very long corridors connecting them.

Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded

Nothing wrong with this picture that some hair product and mirror cleaner wouldn't fix. Splendid cleavage. Full points.

Perhaps this is the beginning of the Oasis. I'm down with that.

Our cells can't do simple math. For them multiplication is the same as division.

I have huge saddle bags already, but my wife and I would like the option to go for a serious long haul, like out to Glacier, or something. If we're going to spend a couple weeks out on the bike, the extra storage would be nice. It would allow us to bring a bigger tent, for example.

I'm thinking of getting a trailer for my bike so I can go camping with it. Anyone here have a trailer?

If you want to level it out, you're going to have to spread a lot of top soil, pack it with a roller, and then seed. You'll have to keep the rugrats off it for a few weeks, but that's it. Not really another good way to fix a yard full of divots. Or, live with it this summer, and do the yard...

People relax to the sound of birds screaming for sex.

I didn't want to let the cat out of the bag, but @Lightning Lord Rule looks pretty killer in a short skirt.

I have a warm weather jacket that is awesome. Offers great protection, but allows air in and keeps me cool, even in mid-west humidity.

Which amod is most likely to transition to "woman" first?

They also had pages and pages of bra and underwear ads. Or so I've been told.

Good Queers Like Licking Feminine Men?

If we ever contact aliens, it will be hard to explain why we have so many movies about killing them.

Clouds suck up water until they can't take it anymore, and then they pee on everything. This is likely why a_skeleton_03 likes rain storms so much.

The people who played "the floor is lava" as kids in Hawaii now have a tactical advantage.

When you use a waffle maker, you become a waffle maker.

Plus, I've heard that quality varies from location to location with Wendys...

Yeah, grow fruits and veg as much as you can. we're buying virtually no fruit or veg anymore. It's fantastic.