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  1. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Cup being awarded tonight?
  2. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Plant grass seed and water it. Start mowing it when it's tall enough. Keep mowing and fertilizing it. In a few years, it will blend in to the rest of your yard.
  3. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Add insult to injury. I'm still in a rental because the repairs on my truck are so delayed. Today someone hit my rental car in the parking lot. They were illegals without insurance. Shit is just getting better and better.
  4. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

  5. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Yeah, I just discovered that, too. No manual transmission is a serious disappointment. Might have to reconsider. In any case, finally heard back from the other stupid insurance company. They're going to fix my old, little truck. $3,900 worth of damage was better than totaling a 1999 Ranger...
  6. lurkingdirk

    Pantheon and FoH

    Can someone post a picture of the fuzzy troll? For posterity?
  7. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Okay, the lopsided calling bullshit is starting again. Knights cross-checking people a couple times, then a Cap retaliates, and gets called.
  8. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Pretty great game so far. Washington got pretty lucky on a few of those "saves" in the first period, but their offense was solid. Getting three past Fleury is no small feat in a game, let alone a period.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    I have no idea what you mean by this, but if it were within my power, I'd now move every one of your posts.
  10. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Okay. Thanks, Holtby. Fuck.
  11. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, I think they're causing the Knights to give it away in the offensive zone, and the number of shots the team is blocking so the puck doesn't even get to Holtby is fantastic. That, plus Holtby being hot is great, and Fleury is rattled. This is fun hockey to watch, and the officiating seems...
  12. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Look up baked oatmeal. We do some periodically, and we cook up a large pan, and eat it over the next few days. Heat it up, put some milk over it, maybe some brown sugar, definitely add some fruit. It's pretty good. Something like this Baked Oatmeal II Recipe
  13. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Bite your tongue. Look at this beauty.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Pantheon and FoH

    I expected this thread to come with Mozz sticks.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Cheated out of my youth

    Damn, why the long face?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  17. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just a couple of years.
  18. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Well, despite the officiating, the right team won tonight.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Roseanne

    That isn't right. He responded directly to the person Roseanne. That's what he does.
  20. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, this five on three is because one of the Knights lost his footing. What in the actual fuck?
  21. lurkingdirk

    Roseanne

    Why the hell is the President of the United States responding to a television show issue?
  22. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yup. Officiating determining the winner of this game. This is unreal.
  23. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    The fucking officiating sucks donkey balls. I won't watch all of this game as it has already been decided for Vegas. Just give the refs a chance.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Okay, so what you're saying is that FOH members are all safe from your predicted doom, Kandinsky the Jew is realism, and we should read Finnegan's Wake as a manual for the end of times. You're really helping us all out here. Thanks!
  25. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Tad, you should write a lore history of Fires of Heaven. Include all the regulars.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    My BMW is a cruiser, but it's plenty sporty. I'm tall, over 6 feet, and I find most sport bikes are not tall enough for me. Plus, I find most sport bikes uncomfortable for long trips. My legs cramp up, whereas I have ridden 1,000 km in a day on my BMW and been comfortable the whole time...
  27. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    There's another good rule to follow. You don't ever want to be going exactly the same speed as the traffic around you. You become invisible. Go a little faster, then a little slower, but always be moving in relation to the cars around you when on the highway.
  28. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    So it was a fun game to watch, but the officiating was pretty crap. Regardless, no one can count out the Caps. More great hockey to come!
  29. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You and the condescending again. Sorry man. I'm not sorry for what I said. I wasn't being condescending, and I was speaking from experience, not from cliche. If you are this easily offended, you should likely evaluate why. Also, try marriage before coming into the marriage thread and giving...
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Is it me, or are a lot less planes going down in the Bermuda Triangle?
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your post belies your lack of understanding of marriage. It's not about procuring regular sex. I'm sure if I wanted to I could find plenty of sex with different people all the time. I have fantastic sex with my wife who has been doing me so long that she knows exactly what gets me off. She also...
  32. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    This is good hockey. I love it. I don't want any blow outs either direction. Also, if you don't think Fleury is the finest thing on skates right now, you're wrong.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    @Amod can this please be shawed already?
  34. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    That opening show was bloody brilliant. Also, can the linesmen be less jackassy? I'm so sick of them yelling at players in the faceoff circle.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    I'm willing to bet that if you spent any time with either of these people, you'd be able to honestly say this: