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I'd be excited too. Where's the invite? We all want to partake of your meat.

When do the aliens arrive?

This is poetry.

Someone hit my beloved 1999 Ford Ranger. The insurance is likely going to write it off. It didn't make it to 100,000 miles. If it is written off, I'm ordering me a brand new Ford Ranger, 4 door, regular bed, four wheel drive, manual transmission. I'm torn. I'd rather not spend the money, but it...

Where does chartreuse fall on the evil scale? You definitely emit a chartreuse aura.

Nah, I'm an ancient of ancients, and I hold your hairy nutsack in my hand. It's gross, by the way.

Yes O Nipple in the Asshole we're here to open our third anus. Go out at night, pick two stars that are just far enough apart that you see them with seperate [sic] eyes. Then relax your mind and try to bring those two stars together. Yell I am ready to Ascend or do a Penis Jiggle to focus your...

Pictures or it never happened.

Be a man. Use this:

Yes, what can possibly happen with the cancerous growth just sitting here?

Did it get uncomfortable in here?

That is the sexiest basting I've ever seen.

I hope it's good hockey, and not lopsided in any direction.

Typical Khane. Always obsessed with his meat.

But which garbage is garbagier?

There aren't rules about sideways pictures. We just hold those people in great disdain, and let them know it periodically.

Yikes. I know some of the football players at Michigan. They're really not there for the education, and the school caters to that quite a bit. Seniors have classes of ballroom dancing and some form of math that involves emotions rather than numbers. No, I'm not kidding. In any case, it is...

So, when the dirty bombs don't go off, and it's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Eliza doesn't have a twin (it already is, by the way), will that make you my bitch? Or will that make me an ancient ancient? Incidentally, having a tiny dick doesn't necessarily make you a woman.

Hey guys, did you know Eliza Dushku doesn't have a twin, and the person posting as her twin is a fat, hairy man?

So what you're saying is that you're a man who escaped from an asylum? That is refreshingly honest. Thanks!

A Stanley Cup Final that will be awesome. I'm so pumped.

So you're open to threats to kill you? I'm asking for a friend.

The first period was so fast it was unreal. Second period settled in a bit, but still awesome hockey. Third period on pace with the second. But the officiating sucks the balls of dehydrated donkeys.

Like a play date?

Damn. I was hoping to be one of the Fal'Len. What does that cost?

From left to right: What the hell is that? Oh shit. Not this again. I want some of that.

Come on Washington...

I should rephrase. She's not a MILF, though she seems to be for many here. I was speaking on behalf of the degenerate masses.

Isn't @trex essentially a MILF with no kids?

Wait, wasn't this considered a bannable offense not so long ago? He's threatening to kill someone. @Amod I believe you need to just ban this fuckstick.

How can anyone vote? We haven't seen the boobs.

Could someone post one of the fuzzy trolls for the memories?

Nah. She loves my humour, and she gives great head.

Anyone else here? I'm so ready for the kids to be done school...

I'm an ancient guard of ancient times who is ancient. I preside over my own level of hell, it's known as the BMV. It is fondly known simply as "hell." There can be no greater hell. My hell is also ancient of ancient, by the way.