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Explain how important it is to you and simply ask her to take one for the team. That's how relationships work.

Celery? Really? Broccoli does it to my wife. Worse than crab cakes.

My second youngest is brutal with farts. We use the phrase "he just shut down the wing" when he lets one fly.

I'm no dainty flower, and my farts rival the best, but you eat a lot of processed food. Hence the reason for my question.

Is that different from every day for you?

Soon after Christmas hats it will be time for ass hats.

So many ways I could go with that... Just had 75 people for lunch. Made a pasta bar, four sauces - traditional marinara, four cheese alfredo (bloody awesome), super meaty tomato based sauce, and fresh made pesto from all the remaining basil in my garden. Also served spinach salad (whole bushel...

I love when Ohio State loses. I hope LSU has a game in them so Alabama has to sweat.

Please, Ohio State, continue losing.

Terribly generous ranking for the Irish...

So I gotta take issue with you cosleeper folks. I'm sure this won't be popular, but I don't think it's awesome to have your kid in bed with you. Establish your own space, let them establish their own space, and let them sleep there. My wife and I have a bed. Each of our kids has a bed. We're all...

Do you have natural gas run to your house? If so, get one of these: https://www.ruralking.com/heater-utility-big-maxx-50k.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwtCN1Kmh1wIVDW5-Ch1jsg38EAQYBCABEgLPL_D_BwE I have something similar in each of my pole barns, and they get the place from freezing to comfortable in...

That hits a little close to home, man...

The dutch have a cured horse meat they slice very thin and put on sandwiches. It is delicious, though salty. Just like everything Dutch.

I'm pretty sure that's tongue. Also, here you go:

I still play super casually, too. Mostly because my kids like doing it with me when we go anywhere, and it's fun. I'm at level 29, caught 211, and I've never once gone to a gym. This is just catching, evolving, and the like for me. My kids said they want to go on a pokey trip on Saturday, so...

But it is so good.

How did I miss that we're twin buddies? My twins are 16, too, but they're identical girls, so in some ways earlier. But, not as much as you might imagine. There's some serious competition for friends. They definitely want their own wardrobe, and don't want to share (except for the shit they...

Notre Dame had a really solid win today, second win over a ranked team in as many weeks. Folks were worried because North Carolina had such a strong rush defense, but Adams had over 200 rushing yards. Fantastic. Another bonkers week for the top ten. #2 Penn lost (I bloody hate Ohio State, and...

Fuck, you're old. I kid. I'm 14 years your senior. I'm sorry for this situation, man. I think it's a good tell that when you were separated by distance her priorities shifted. That should be an indication of what would happen in difficult times during marriage (or whatever arrangement you were...

Cryptonomicon is bloody awesome. My kids have all read the Harry Potter books, but now we're listening to them together on trips and in the car and such. Those books narrated by Jim Dale are fantastic. He's really good.

Did you eat at Whitecastle tonight?

That's a good fallen...

The ones that walk in when the parents are using the swing and invited the midget.

Mrs. a_skeleton_03 thanks you.

We have three teenagers. We often go to bed before them. Then we fuck. Not going to let their late night habits keep us out of bed. That said, homework does get done first thing, and if hey have something they're working late into the night on, it's something they're not getting help from us...

I have five kids and plenty of sex. You work it out.

After the mandatory waiting period? Not at all. Some of that is dependent on how your kids sleep, but I have certainly heard from friends who got freaky during afternoon nap time as often as possible. You both still want sex, you just figure out how to make it happen.

You should see a doctor about that.

I guarantee the people around you do not think your farts smell like White Castles...

White Castle food makes me feel like shit instantly and then have the shits. Not worth it ever in any format for me.

Unless you don't have to pay for it and it's a great school. But there's no reason to pay for a private school, I agree.

Or uphill. I suppose it depends on your perspective.

That's disappointing. I was considering queuing up Dune on the audio book next, but maybe I'll just read it instead.

This list is bogus, as there are schools that should be on it that aren't included. Notre Dame, for example, had a tuition cost of $51,505 and a total cost of $69, 395. How did this list get made? It's ridiculous to spend that kind of money on pretty much any undergrad education. Specialise in...

I have been affiliated with Notre Dame long enough that my kids get Notre Dame tuition's worth at a whole consortium of schools, so living expenses will likely be all my kids have to pay for. That said, they'll contribute to their own education, and all three of my daughters already told me that...

It's clone army semen. They're all made of plants.

How is the sodium level in that? I like those kinds of things, too, but they have so much sodium I stay away from them to keep my blood pressure down.