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Don't fucking quote science and real things in this thread you miserable shitlord.

I have only one question: 1) How can you be so stupid?

What if he gets up there and changes his mind because he's wrong and now he has incontrovertible proof of that? I bet he'd just jump at that point.

This is bloody hilarious. Tell the teacher where he got it, she'll be good with it, I'm sure. I bloody love it when phrases we read together get dumped into our common conversation. Stuff from Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings has appeared. It's particularly funny from younger kids.

I believe it was the garlic bread at Red Lobster.

Two White Men Under Fire For Opening Ramen Restaurant With Extremely Racist Name

There's a place here that serves a "family burger." It's a 2 pound burger on a massive bun, and they always cook it right.

Notre Dame nearly shitting the bed again today, but pulled it off. College football can be stressful.

The difference between jazz drummers and rock drummers is monumental.

Don't be hard on yourself, man. If you play death metal, you're a musician, too! Unless you're a drummer.

Great. Now I'm horny.

I'm game, but your wife may not want to trade back. My penis is bigger. Other than that I'm sure we're identical.

I'll be in the country in February. I'll be in touch!

I want to go there.

We had the same bloody conversation. We may be leading parallel lives, and that scares me. We actually know a couple who got pregnant after a botched vasectomy. After DNA testing, and sperm count testing, and talking to a lawyer, the doctor's insurance didn't even blink when they were asked to...

My bad. I totally get that. I have two that are 16, one 14, 13, and 9. Other than the last one, probably could have broken that up a bit.

This is a FOH equivalent of a dad joke.

Why have you not got the snip snip?

The onion rings are decent, the whopper is decent. Neither are awesome. They're just ok.

Or a handy in the back of a Camero.

Both of those ideas seem terrible to me.

I do too. I make bread and butter pickles every year and we eat some kind of pickle at almost every dinner.

I have a fever of 102 and have been coughing and hacking so hard I've pulled muscles in my ribs. Rustled.

That's just a bonus for some people...

My youngest kid always struggles to eat for various reasons. However, he seems to have decided that Burger King JR cheese burgers are bloody awesome. He's eating three in a sitting, which is more than he was eating in a whole day. He's gaining weight. I know it's crap food, but he needs a little...

Movies are important business.

I just ordered the container and lid. I've been using a big stock pot and tin foil up till now, that looks way better.

Elf, Hobbit, Dwarf, Goblin, or Ork? Perhaps something kinky like an Uruk-hai? Or is now the time of men?

Will an Amazon Key account let the actresses from this show come right into your house and give you a handy while you watch?

Seriously? You have a non-picture because you can't be assed to find one, and you want someone to spend time on that?

well, happy birthday.

Anyone ever do fermentation stuff? Fermentation Pot by Mortier Pilon It's interesting to me, hoping someone can tell me about it.

That makes me horny.

Yeah, I'ma hafta try that recipe, too.

I desperately want Alabama to lose. I want to see what they do with #1, 2, and 3 losing. Because Notre Dame is shitting the bed like no one's business. Also, screw Alabama. They need to lose once in a while.

First quarter prediction: Notre Dame is going to lose huge. crap

Michigan State shat the bed this afternoon. I'm nervous about Iris vs. Miami.