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I'm tryin' 'dem balls next time!

I ate at Brothers a couple days ago, anyone else ever try them? I had their smokehouse burger. It was fantastic. That was the first time I was there, I'll be going back for sure.

If there is not a tranny in this FOH porno it was money poorly spent.

I hope so much that Alabama gets totally blown out.

Please, lizard people, let Ohio State lose.

Can someone please explain the point of aerial coverage of a game in a dome?

I always route for the underdog. Except when that's Ohio State. I hope Wisconsin runs a train on them.

Memphis looking surprisingly good getting points off turnovers. Fun game.

He'll either do amazing from here on out, or he'll get bitch slapped and released.

Shave that pussy.

What the heck is this business?

Yeah, I'm interested, too. I need to expand to pressure cooker cooking and this looks like something good.

Guess who had a bad time in the locker room after that? Holy crap.

Okay, off topic, but I made a version of Gordon Ramsay's shepherd's pie tonight, and I don't know what I did differently. I have made it many times before, but tonight it came out so bloody delicious, the family polished off what I thought was enough for dinner and several days of leftovers. All...

Oh, and that place looks reasonable enough, but dang, their liquour is expensive.

I'd just announce to the room. "She doesn't want you to know, but she just farted."

You eating at Michelin star places or what? That's a lot.

Give us the recipe you're using now. I'm interested in this.

Wanking can be complex.

In lube alone.

We almost never use the bus, because the drivers are retarded shitlords. On the few occasions we have had to use the bus, it's more than 40 minutes late. You have one fucking job. Why are you such an idiot? The driver we currently have for the middle school took a month to learn the route. It's...

As good looking as that chicken is, your family is likely better looking. Cheers!

Have your wife put the bottle nipple in her bra for a while before. Her smell on it might help.

Notre Dame needs a new coach. Brian Kelly has all this bloody talent but can't win key games. The turnover situation is out of control.

There's a place here that serves what they call a Sunday Hangover Brunch. It's essentially their entire menu available on small plates and put on the serving counters like a buffet. You can eat as much of any one thing as you want, which is awesome, because their food is delicious. It's only $12...

Well, 18 point lead and I'm going to bed. Crap.

Yeah. Double digit Stanford lead. crapitycrap

We obviously need photographic details.

Nah, man. Notre Dame needs to win.

Notre Dame trying hard to make this season bad.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, 1964 Look it up. Holy crap.

Alabama losing has me harder than diamonds in an ice storm.

Jebus. I'd sure like to give you a hug. A very close friend of mine just lost her husband of about as many years in a completely unexpected heart attack. It's just awful, and holidays bring back all the reminders. All my best thoughts to you today. Unrelated to that, but related to the...

Dang, Miami. What the heck.

Try hard to be patient. I know that's wicked hard in your situation, but he will eventually take the bottle and things will get better. Just keep trying, man. Not a lot of other options.