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Retards of a feather post together? Is that how it goes?

Good grief, that was a beautiful, and I don't say that lightly, a beautiful goal to win in overtime for Ottawa. Just amazing!

Okay.

So I hate paying anyone to do anything on my property, I want to do it myself. I have a tree hanging partially over the house. It evidently got hit by lightning, and is now not only dead, but completely petrified. I've had five companies out, prices ranged at the high end to $3,000, and I...

Sheesh, you're a miserable fucking shitlord.

Gas powered vibrators are a real thing. Possibly better than battery powered, I'm guessing more bulky, but you're the expert.

You likely shouldn't be giving any advice in this thread as every woman you've ever met disappointed you by not giving you the time of day. Just sayin'.

Interesting. McDonald's introduces Frork (yes, a french fry fork) and 3 new sandwiches

I can't keep up with the ratings in this fuckingi thread. Supertastingqualitycalories.

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Each county has different laws about what you need to do with independent breakers and smoke detectors. Check your local ordinances. That's the best I can do. Or, snake power from the nearest source, make it easy, and be fine. Those units won't draw enough to have any impact on the existing...

Ottawa and Pittsburgh are interesting.

This type of post likely doesn't help shorten your sentence. Just sayin'.

Too bad for Edmonton. They had a good year, though, and I expect we'll see them have another good one next year.

That was some fun hockey to watch. I'd have preferred a Washington win, but they didn't earn it tonight. I'm so pulling for an Edmonton win tonight.

Your hairy tits are a dead giveaway, just so you know.

You have no idea.

Did he say which Wendys? I hear some are better than others.

Yup.

This is good advice.

Go, get the belt, son.

Yeah, there are other women here, but you have the nicest butt.

Holy crap, people. It's a dog. Some times it will hump your leg. That doesn't mean it has mommy issues.

What in the actual fuck?

Well, as there is arsenic in treated wood, it's a bad idea to use it for raised beds. Find some cedar, or build it with treated wood and put in a liner.

Fuck a biscuit, dunk a cookie.

But did she ever fuck tomatoes? Because that needs to be represented in your poll. Worst poll ever.

My kids have started making breakfast on Saturday morning. It's generally served about 10, and I always get up at 5, so it's second breakfast for me, and I'm good with that. They work together and typically make bacon, english muffins, scrambled eggs, and some kind of sliced up fruit. Doesn't...

Somehow the pressure of the weight in the vest is calming. I have encountered a similar effect when our children were infants - blanket weight made them calmer and went to sleep better. No idea the science of it all.

Yeah, the kid in my area isn't autistic, he's a miserable fucking shitlord. I know this first hand, and I don't say this lightly about any kid. He was moved in to my daughter's classroom and he completely changed the dynamic of the room. He didn't listen, did whatever he wanted, and told the...

Holy crap. I weep for humanity.

I suppose you wouldn't need the flavour packet, then.

Yeah, there was a lawsuit here when a kindergarten teacher made one of her students wear the vest. It had awesome, immediate effects, but because she isn't licensed to make diagnoses of this sort, the parents sued the shit out of the school board. Ridiculous. I understand there might be some...

Well, Noodle, you've brought up two serious topics: First, people who eat with their mouths open. These people should be shot and then shit upon. Has there ever been a person on the planet who got up in the morning and thought, "You know, today I really hope I get to listen to someone orally...

This is a fair point.

Insist game night is pants optional. See how that goes.

Sounds dirty.