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You're awesome, man! That's good news. Here's hoping they like what your references have to say and they have a juicy job package for you Friday afternoon.

Yeah, but when the wind blows, you get excited. Just a normal day here, folks. Nothing to see. Move along...

I have a friend who fills the holes made with the spray foam insulation. It bulges out, and he cuts it back and paints it later, but the birds never go back to the same place. He recently did a complete paint job on his cedar siding, and that seemed to help. He also smothered pine cones in...

If FakeLumi = himeo and himeo = retarded then we have proof that FakeLumi = retarded

That would ruin my day, for sure!

No, they haven't. Please point to any reliable (that's an important word in this sentence) where an official spokesperson for NASA has said anything of the sort. Just one. I'll wait. First, how is Hubble orbiting a flat earth, second, you have some balls calling any other human b

I believe we need to have the dick pics posted again. For science.

Have to have some to forfeit, first.

Will you be pegging anyone, soon?

Time to buy a strap on and google pegging.

Would.

I'm with Soy. (But not his avatar.)

I added the things you left off the list.

Urban Dictionary: lmfg

I didn't doxx myself. Lola's just my first name. You'd have to know that my last name is FartsAlot.

That's a bloody success! Take pride. Did she have nice boobies? My oldest son once smacked the table at a friends house and yelled, "More beer, Papa!" like it was an every day event.

You'd have to clean up the place, though.

No shit. I've got a bunch of shit to evolve and can't. I hate the new items you need to evolve. I'm at level 26, 151 pokeys caught. I've never been to a gym. I guess I should try that sometime.

what do you think?

I have a couple Ph.D.s, and once people know that they insist on calling me Dr. instead of Mr. It's a strange thing. I personally hate titles, so I'd just prefer they call me by my given name: Lola. In all seriousness, if someone insists you call them Dr. in a social situation, that person is...

Jeeeeze Adebisi, if we had a nickle for every time you said this...FOH might actually be profitable.

All our children are doomed. It's an issue, though. My oldest two girls I'm genuinely convinced are not looking at it and don't seem to have much interest. My 3rd daughter is the most likely suspect for looking at porn. My 1st son is just getting interested in naked bodies, and my youngest is...

This is the answer to so many questions in life.

I Worfed

This. And imagine trying to get him to be good on anything warranty related. He'd flake out completely. Don't use this guy and tell your insurance company his name and contact information so they can reject quotes from him.

Elfman has done some pretty great scores. Nightmare before Christmas is awesome, if you like that sort of stuff. But his writing for "Planet of the Apes" was quite innovative. He wrote it for an orchestra that was 80% percussion. I like the energy he brings.

Sous vide corned beef confirmed delicious. So good.

Oh, my word. In googling roombas I discovered it was a thing that people developed "relationships" with their robot vacuums. Roombas fill an emotional vacuum for owners Hilarious: Humans Develop Feelings for Their . . . Roombas? Do people really have such a lack of social connection that...

You could also use TeamViewer. Get into the computer and log off user. You can also log back on to allow access again.

Corned Beef in the sous vide. Unconventional preparation. Will report back.

My spidey sense is tingling. No you don't.