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I know someone who does excellent work.

Were you upset because no one aimed for your tiny target? :)

Why is it you always notice and remember the penis?

That's beautiful, man. Poetry.

I am confuse.

I'm totally loving the double XP. I have 6 incubators that have been working nonstopl

Toronto seriously screwed that game up. What crap play except for about 10 minutes.

Only the refs can help Toronto win. Toronto can't do it alone, man!

Toronto is playing like Toronto tonight, so Washington is going to win. Toronto can't score on a 5 on 3 power play. wat?

Well, you might get your wish the way this crap is going down. I apologise for the mom joke. You're mom's really nice, and makes excellent meatloaf.

He's learning from the master.

I want to punch you in the face. But that's only because you are right and that makes me sad. I don't really want to punch you in the face, I want to punch the Leafs in the face.

Your mom? :D

Patience. For kids, for marriage. It's easy to say, but I also find myself failing in that area far too often.

We speak two languages at home, too. One of my middle children was delayed, but not quite like yours. Here's the best I can offer: I guarantee she'll be speaking before prom. You guys will figure this out. Kids are not easy, they don't come with manuals. Does your daughter have a special need...

Good luck, bitch.

Damn, Draisaitl ejected for spearing Chris Tierney in the nuts.

I'm pulling hard for both Columbus and St. Louis. Neither has ever won a cup. It's a crime that St. Louis hasn't - that is a quality franchise that has been around for ages. If Columbus makes it to the finals, I have tickets. I know, I know. It's good to dream, though.

I have never had good food at any Hardee's. Always over cooked patties that are so greasy the bun is wet. There's a new thing in town - some dude started a thing with food trucks. He has four, apparently. They make tacos and shit, and I had four tacos for lunch and I almost got a woody. They...

Some quality hockey tonight. Montreal just didn't bring their game. And now the Sharks all of a sudden have an effective power play unit and Edmonton is shitting the bed. Should be a good third period (I hope).

Zeppelin explosion over New York City.

Yeah, WTF is up with Chicago?

Yeah. Toronto giving me hope. Totally ripe to rape my hopes.

I can be kind and gentle, but sometimes I just wanna pull your hair and go to pound town.

Yeah, I've been able to ride since January. It's crazy town here. I feel your pain, thought. I couldn't get out until late April the last two years. Sucks. Today was hot, and I don't have the air conditioning for my shop ready to go yet, so I had to weld in an 85 degree shop. Rustled.

Aren't you Colonel Mustard?

Today my wife spent nearly ten hours of her time helping me with a very complex art installation I've been working on for almost a month. We got incredibly close to finishing, and equipment started failing and I was getting right bitchy, and she just hung in there and helped me work it out, and...

Hey, man...It's hard work being a Leafs fan.

Lundqvist was fucking sensational tonight. Too bad there were no defensive players on the ice for his team.

Holy shit, I'm a terrible person for laughing so hard at this.

Man, Montreal squeaked that out.

I don't actually agree with this. No disrespect intended, merely a difference in opinion. You're never going to get back to a wonderful relationship, but if you can take steps to avoid hateful dialogue with anyone, why wouldn't you? An ex wife is someone with whom you share a substantial...

Quick, someone request a ban to show what a filthy liar a_skeleton_03 is.

We had a Famous Dave's here and it shut down. The food wasn't great, for sure, but the bigger issue is how bloody slow they were. Honestly, it took an hour after ordering in a part of seven before the food came out. We went once and that was the case, and thought it was a fluke. But we went back...

You don't get a say in this thread.

You'd probably want to bring a towel.

Fuck. You're a genius. I have to adopt this reaction, with your sanction.

I just stare at tits as I walk by. Male or female. In reality, though, I'm the guy walking with my head up and saying hello to people walking by. Not obnoxiously, so as if someone wants to ignore me they can.

Interesting. I have no recollection of this.