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  1. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    Yes. I will now call this competition over. 2016 AssHat: Tolan With a vote of 25 votes for Tolan and 14 for Olscratch, Tolan is a total fucking AssHat. Let us all take a moment to appreciate the AssHattery that emanates from Tolan, the AssHat. Could someone photoshop this hat on to his...
  2. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wendy's. He's referring to Wendy's, folks.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're going to have to provide pictures of that. For science.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is probably one of the more adult things I've read on this forum. Good for you, man, for recognizing this and making it part of your decision making process. I applaud you.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Meet her at a restaurant. Let her get whatever shit she's got on her chest off. Leave her with the bill. (But meet her at least)
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I approve of this scale.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or hubcaps?
  8. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, oh, oh! I know! I know!
  9. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This should be the line used in all advertising for FOH.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

  11. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    NOW who's being a cunt? (Just kidding Cad, I love you.)
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're quite the cunt. You're quite the cunt.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're quite the cunt.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Vote for the AssHat Avatar

    are you a wizard?
  15. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    This will close tomorrow afternoon. Get your votes in.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Vote for the AssHat Avatar

    What about shooping the hat in #3 on to the existing avatar? That's the winner thus far and I'm about to kill this.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had the Grand Mac today. Meh. Same as a Big Mac, but larger. Meat/bun ratio exactly the same. Sloppiness factor the same. Harder to eat because of the size and shit slipping around. I'll likely never get it again.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

    Yeah. You should be real proud.
  19. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    Is this a vote? WTF?
  20. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    @Amod Can this be true?
  21. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    Nope. Say your choice out loud.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

    Voting for this round is done. Okay, here are the results: LulzSect (14) vs. Tolan (31) LulzSect is eliminated, Tolan advances. Screamfeeder (13) vs. olscratch (34) Screamfeeder is eliminated, olscratch advances. Final voting round here: AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!
  23. lurkingdirk

    Vote for the AssHat Avatar

    Okay, here are the options. Vote for one. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Option 9: no change to avatar.
  24. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    We have arrived, folks. We have two finalists. One of these two will be nominated the AssHat of 2016, will have the user title AssHat of 2016, and will wear the avatar of our choosing (see other thread here: Vote for the AssHat Avatar ) Results of last round of voting: Asshat of 2016 Voting...
  25. lurkingdirk

    Poll khalid approval rating

    Yes, that exists. You didn't do it.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Brioche bun sounds right.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Why are you deflecting? Talk about your wife's buns.
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    Poll khalid approval rating

    No you didn't.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He was hoping to win AssHat, but his bad trolling eliminated him early.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, but you got there. Who doesn't struggle in the first years of marriage?
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not true if you get anything other than their standard bun. One of their chicken sandwiches has a unique bun, it's almost like a pretzel bun. One of their best sandwiches IMO, and it's likely because of the superior bun. Are your wife's buns mushy, too?
  32. lurkingdirk

    Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

    You'll live. This round ending soon. Vote now.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Are you trying to fight banana retardation with your own version of retardation? Yours isn't better. How about you stop?
  34. lurkingdirk

    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    Nice. Keep them coming. We'll have a vote in a few days.
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    Poll khalid approval rating

    Could you please write a longer version of this with more data presented? I think that would up the number of people who read this.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I have a big fucking crush on you right now because of how you honoured the commitment you made to him. Folks, you read it here. Being together can be even more important than regular sex, and the relationship can be incredibly fulfilling. It's this level of commitment I think we need...
  37. lurkingdirk

    Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

    This final is going to be good.
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    Poll khalid approval rating

    Please stop talking about it altogether.
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    Poll khalid approval rating

    Can we ban this fucker already?
  40. lurkingdirk

    Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

    Not as good as 2 girls and a cup.