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  1. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Okay, a couple things: First, Draegan has been voted ineligible. I don't believe this is bad, he is so universally disliked I believe it would have been no contest. I now award Draegan the lifetime achievement award for AssHat of the Century. Can I get an Amen? This was how the vote for that...
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    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    Hey, @Amod could one of you close this thread now? It has served its function. Thanks.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds to me like you have helped many men achieve orgasm.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It seems likely you have never actually caused a woman to have an orgasm.
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    How much income is enough?

    The difference in property taxes from state to state and county to county is crazy. I've got 40 acres and 5 buildings with an assessed value somewhere over $800K and I pay less than $4,000 in taxes. I can't remember the exact numbers off the top of my head, but that's stupid cheap. I miss...
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    AssHat of the year for 2016

    That's pretty good.
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    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    Is he a douchenozzle or an AssHat?
  8. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm glad someone got it! :)
  9. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry, I'm just not in to feet.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    People are voting, no one talking.
  11. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    We will answer this question with democracy! Please go and take this poll to determine whether Draegan should be eligible for this contest. One day voting, results will be honoured. Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    Simple majority decides, this contest will honor the outcome of this poll. You have 1 day to vote. (Only one day because if he is disallowed, those who chose him as one of their three can change their nominations.) Should DickFaceDraegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year? Only yes or no. The...
  13. lurkingdirk

    A Series of Unfortunate Events

    Is this show suitable for kids? They all loved the books so much, which is kind of odd as they are so dark. Is there a rating? I can't find one. Edit, never mind, Netflix says it is aimed at audiences 11-12 years old.
  14. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Did Draegan post after the ReRolled thing? What do people think about including him in this. He might enjoy winning that. Also, if nominating people, please use whole names and not nicknames. I don't know all the nicknames.
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    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Nominations for ReRolled/ReReRolled/FiresOfHeaven AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual AssHat of the year award for the calendar year 2016 needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. ANY member may be nominated. That includes regular...
  16. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It took great restraint for me not to post this, but I'm glad someone did. I mean c'mon, man!
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    How much income is enough?

    Man, it varies so much from place to place. You can get a substantial, nice, four bedroom home on a two acre lot here for under 200K$. You don't need to be making all that much to have a big home, and food costs are also low.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had to put this here.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Okay, I paid. When does the chair show up? Same time as the game?
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I thought that went without saying.
  21. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Great come back. Great game.
  22. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    You know what's great? Ohio State is no where near this game. Clearly the correct team got there.
  23. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Mother of God. Did that just happen? I'm moist.
  24. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I fucking hate Alabama
  25. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Clemson just got raped and they didn't call pass interference. Would have changed the game.
  26. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I would actually pay pretty big money to see Alabama lose tonight. If we can get enough money I bet we can make it happen. Who is with me?
  27. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On a separate yet related note, my wife saw canned beef barbecue and got some. Like canned chicken or tuna, but bbq. I am married to a Philistine.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You like shit?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Beef carpaccio is God's food.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, you sauce steaks with ketchup, you fool.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Were you planning an expansion any time soon? Under foundations is, in my experience, a perfect place to hide bodies. The digging is practically done for you!
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Can I be transotter? Don't limit me, man.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Go on.
  35. lurkingdirk

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    If Mist likes you that much you should expect to be sucking it.