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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have. I've done it fried in a dry pan so it has a crispy but not coloured sear. put it on fresh baked bread, mouth orgasm. Serve it cold with a hot compote. mouth orgasm. I guess we'll see how the mood hits me.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have two very large pieces of foie gras. How would you prepare them?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    I rode my motorcycle a lot less this summer. Not sure exactly why, don't think it was a conscious decision. I'd never get rid of my bike, but somehow I'm less enthusiastic than I was.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Yeah, if I buy a vehicle I save until I have cash in hand. I hate financing. Although the 0 % financing is nice and something I would likely do. My 1999 truck has no rust. I'm just the second owner, the previous being this old dude who never drove outta town with it. The motor is perfect - no...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That would be a good world.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Sigh. I think it's time to update my truck. Top and bottom ball joints in the front end. Another $800. It is a 1999, but it only has 89,000 miles on it. Perhaps it's time to get the F150 I've always wanted.
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    Welcome back Tanoomba

    Actually, I believe he's a fucking white male.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    During pregnancy we used a pneumatic rotary sex tool. It broke and I inflated my wife to 38 psi. I always wondered why our third child seemed deficient...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You need better friends.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You could keep it simple and tasty and do Indian food, I did that over this holiday break and it was a winner. Make a good buttered chicken, a chick-pea dish, and have a mountain of rice on hand. Make some Naan (or go and get it at Costco who has good Naan you bake yourself), and do a yogurt...
  11. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Destroyed by words? I said people were eating with their mouths open and it rustled me. You decided (for who knows what reason) to take issue with that and you said people didn't have their mouths open when they were chewing. Because you didn't believe me. Even though you were likely a thousand...
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    So I don't like banana. Just don't like the flavour. Therefore McDonalds smoothies trigger me because they have none with a no banana option.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I hate USC. Sigh.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Enjoy your troll. I have no reason to continue this discussion in which you have absolutely no way to prove you are right, but you act with the certitude in the way that only idiots do. Enjoy your evening.
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man, KFC tastes good when eating it, but I always feel like shit about a half hour later. Every. Damn. Time. I haven't had it for probably a dozen years.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I fucking loled
  17. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Actually, I referenced the visuals. Watching them eat was like looking at a cement mixer. So, keep up. You're wrong. And people who chew with their mouths open are inconsiderate. This all started because I spent time with people who chew with their mouths open. You really think I don't know...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That place is unreal beautiful. Go if you can.
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    First World Problems

    Netflix no longer has any food network or DIY network shows. Miserable shitlords.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nah. I just haven't eaten any beef today.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Too much fat for a finished cook in my books, but that is subjective. Looks like you did a nice job finishing it. Post more. Pictures of beef are always welcome here!
  22. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What the fuck, man? Mouths were totally open. Watching them eat was like watching a cement mixer. You don't believe mouths were opened? If they weren't, I wouldn't have had an issue in the first place. But, hey. You don't believe it. Okay. At the moment, you're rustling me a little bit. Why...
  23. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't think my forty year old fried would react the same way. I even said at one point, "could everyone chew with their mouth closed, please?" and the loudest offenders laughed and asked "why?" That's when I started eating alone in my office. Here's what bothers me about that. You don't care...
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    Parent Thread

    Could of? Shit man.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just spent a lot of time with very good friends. One thing - they all eat like fucking pigs. What is the deal with people chewing with their mouth open? Some of them seem to see how much noise they can possibly make with things like crisp apples or chips. All weekend I made food ready, and then...
  26. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    That Ohio State game was the greatest Christmas present ever.
  27. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I think the better team won. That is, the team that was better tonight. There were days this year when Michigan would have dominated. Today was not that day.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here is something you don't often hear on this forum or many other forums online: I really respect you. Not merely for putting your family as a priority in your life, but for speaking about it honestly and without resentment. I think we could do with a lot more folks like you.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    The tension is palpable.
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    I feel like crap for laughing so hard at this.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As soon as I had a full time job (summers starting at 14) my parents charged me rent for the months I worked full time. They put that money in an account they revealed to me when I went to college. It was a good learning experience that while I had a salary I should pay my way, and it was good...
  32. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Fuck, man. Did you not hear? Brad said this was going to rock. Prepare yourself for rocking.
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    Welcome back Tanoomba

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    Welcome back Tanoomba

    This is going to turn into a shit-storm.
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    No pussyshit Politics

    This forum needs an enema because of this thread.
  36. lurkingdirk

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    I loled.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I believe you mentioned that it's rocking harder than ever before. That's something.
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    Big News of the Day Thread

    oops. Better with a picture.
  39. lurkingdirk

    Big News of the Day Thread

    pfft. RIP the artist formerly known as Princess Leia.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I believe it would actually be more sandy than anything else.