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Is he still doing that shit? Come on, man!

It puts the oil on its skin. (Don't make me get the hose.)

did you post the recipe?

I cut my toenails this morning. I guess that's my news for today.

But did you wrap them for yourself to open?

Everything turned out just as hoped. The Beef Wellington was the star of the evening - the meat came out so tender you didn't need a knife to cut it, and there was just the right ratio of meat, mushrooms, and pastry. I was really happy, and I even have a couple of slices of it left for lunch...

I have spent myself today. Beef Wellington wrapped and in the fridge ready for the oven. Panna Cotta stiff and ready for fresh fig topping. Root veg ready for roasting. Potatoes gonna be mashed. Persimmon Pudding made. Cheese fondue to start. 20 people coming. It's going to be awesome.

This has to be one of the saddest food pictures ever.

Ah, the standard fix for textured walls.

This is the kind of innovative thinking that makes this place great.

Because the walls are textured, you're going to see that forever. It will never be quite right. I'd like to meet the person who first decided textured walls and ceilings are a good idea so I can slap that person in the pussy.

And tits. Don't forget tits.

Ban Mist unless he posts either his tits or his dick. Either will do.

You guys don't talk to your brother while having sex with your wife?

Yeah, what he said. You can do this, there are just a couple things to remember: 1. turn the water off at the toilet if there is a shutoff there. Often, older shut off valves will start dripping when you touch them. Put a container to collect it while you work and check if for a few days when...

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Will need macro picture of her asshole in order to answer well.

Have you worn out your old fleshlight? I could get you a new one of those.

-provided plenty of material for comedians

Yeah, easy cheap thing to try then is lift the toilet and put in a new wax seal. Question - is your bathroom tiled? Sometimes, standard wax seals are not adequate for tiled floors. They have extra thick ones, or you can use two.

Hire a hot cleaning lady.

This will answer much.

Yeah, I don't need it to be that clean, but clutter drives me crazy.

More likely Zwarte Piet - Wikipedia

Sigh. Ignore it is.

I live with four women with long hair. I am aware of this, too. It just didn't sound likely in this scenario. Shower drain hair clumps may be one of the most disgusting things ever.

Your toilet can't be the culprit of sewage smell unless 1. there's no water in the bowl, or 2. you forgot to flush after a nasty dump. The only other way is if your wax seal is bad, in which case you would know, because there would be leakage upon flushing. More likely it's your shower. If you...

The electoral college is kinda rustling me right now.

Late and leisurely breakfast - we always have smoked salmon and scrambled eggs on home made crumpets. After breakfast we open gifts, then everyone does whatever they want for a couple hours while I get the Christmas dinner going. This year I'm doing beef wellington. Typically we go for a huge...

I haggled snow tire prices at Costco. It's always an option to pay less.

Currently drinking this; I'm enjoying it, but it's kind of a novelty beer. Wouldn't want it too often. Hoppy with a lot of citrus and a hint of pineapple. 7/10

That is bonkers. I don't even know the rules on that. If you catch a ball but use your opponents body to hold it, does it count? It seems so.

Jeeze, man, clean and organize your house! Also, when people suggested names for my kids I told them unless they were willing to hold my ballsack while I impregnated my wife, they should probably stop offering suggestions. Had a 100% no-more-suggestions success rate with this.

Does Tourtiere count? Meat pie for you fucking heathens who don't know a good French meat pie. Caribou and cranberries in a fine pastry shell. That shit is better than cake or fruit pie. If I have to be limited to dessert pies or cakes, I still stick with pies. I find you can develop more...

Yet strangely compelling.

I've been walking, just in the wrong places I guess. May try to find some this weekend.

Pudding pops. This is referencing nothing. I'm just pulling it outta my butt.