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And suggest pictures for the winner here: AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

Sweet! How 'bout some more pictures people?

Next round of voting is up: Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

Voting is now closed for this round. Here are the results: Cad (9) vs. LulzSect (38) Cad is eliminated, LulzSect advances. (Seems to be an early favourite...) Tolan (30) vs. Tanoomba (14) Tanoomba is eliminated, Tolan advances. (A surprise dark-horse...) Woolygimp (19) vs. Screamfeeder...

Here we go, folks! It's getting exciting. Results from previous round of voting are here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 3 Here we begin round three, and things are getting interesting. As before, the list to copy/paste and then highlight your choice is below. In the event of a tie, I will...

You know folks, if no one responds to him the retardation stops.

wtf do I do with this?

Tie her to the bed. No drywall repair needed.

Y'all can go suck a bag of dicks with this bitching about the seeds. I picked a method, I was consistent. Any method picked would have brought bitching. Suck it up. I'll likely be wrapping up this round of voting later tonight. Get your votes in while you can! And go and suggest more pictures...

That is truly cringe-worthy. Thin George singing and dancing. I do want a hamburger now, though.

No. You're just not that smart.

You're not smart enough to do that.

I wanted to point out that Tanoomba has voted for himself each round thus far. He really wants this. Next round COULD be Tanoomba vs. LulzSect. Fights may break out.

Round 3 of voting is up! AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 3

Okay, this round is all done. Here are the results: Cad (24) vs. popsicledeath (15) Cad advances, popsicledeath is eliminated. LulzSect (34) vs. Hoss (5) LulzSect advances, Hoss is eliminated. Gravel (5) vs. Tolan (32) Tolan advances, Gravel is eliminated. tanoomba (35) vs. Big Flex (4)...

Round 2 is in the books. See the results here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 2 Here we begin round three, and things are getting interesting. As before, the list to copy/paste and then highlight your choice is below. In the event of a tie, I will resolve it with a coin toss. This round will end...

I didn't miss it. You can't vote two people in to one spot.

I'm diggin it when people provide explanations. Makes it fun. And, I just wanted to point out Tanoomba voted for himself.

Sorry, I wasn't clear. This will likely be closed sometime late tomorrow or mid day Sunday. Depends on my mood.

Round 2 voting here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 2 Go!

Voting is closed for this round. Here are the results: Popsicledeath (21) vs. Wormie (10) - Wormie eliminated, Popsicledeath advances to the next round. Tolan (24) vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert :emoji_nose:9) - qwertyqweqwertwqert eliminated, Tolan advances to the next round. tanoomba (28) vs. lumi (2) -...

The results are in, thanks to all participating in the good natured fun that is the AssHat competition. See the last vote results here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1 So, our bracket now looks like this: As before, copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The...

C'mon people now, smile on your brother. Find the best AssHat picture possible!

Yes.

I'm with you on this one. One might think it would be fun to be amod, but then you realise you'd have to deal with people here.

Yes, that's round 2. That's an entirely fair compromise. I'm up for it!

Is this an attempt to say you are voting the same way?

No. I randomly chose to rank people by the FOH ratings number and then assigned them to this pre-formulated bracket. I didn't try to reinvent the wheel, just used pre-existing systems. You should probably punch yourself in the dick. Just cause. Then tell us about it.

For everyone's interest, here is a thread by which you might be the lucky dog to suggest the winning avatar for our AssHat winner: AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

We need an appropriate avatar for our AssHat champion to wear for one month. Please submit a picture of what you deem to be an appropriate avatar for said winner. I will leave this open until Saturday for suggestions. Here are the guidelines: 1. It has to be SFW. The AssHat may venture in to...

I should mention that in the event of a tie between two contestants I will break the tie with a coin toss.

Well, I guess I did have time tonight, though I didn't think I would. Round 1 of voting is open: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1 Vote early. Vote often. Voting closes Friday.

So, we're down to it. The brackets are below. Here's how you vote: Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote...

Here are the rankings, sorted by FOH Ratings. Highest ranked will meet lowest ranked and work toward the middle in the brackets. 2 Itzena (Rank #22) 5 Lumi (Rank #21) 68 qwertyqweqwertwqert (Rank #20) 90 Brando (Rank #19) 141 Szlia (Rank #18) 280 wormie (Rank #17) 286 popsicledeath...

The nominations are closed, I will be updating more in a while with the method. There will be brackets. Bet if you like. NO ADDITIONAL NOMINATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED AT THIS POINT, THE FIELD IS SET. Stay tuned.

WTF is a Grand Mac?

Holy fuck. I wish you hadn't reproduced.

Our house is paid off and each kid already has a sufficient college fund to get them through a masters or whatever. I still feel 350k would be tough...

I have five kids. At least one of them will make it big so they can pay for my cushy retirement. Right?

Don't fall for this. He just wants to watch you jerk off. You'll not be successful in this ply again, Deathwing.