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It's shite. Couldn't get through three episodes.

He does now. 'Bisi's in trouble.

This is so fucking ridiculous. What happens when they encounter laws they find offensive in their careers? Does the judge tell them it's okay, no one needs to prosecute those charges? smh

The crown is always the hardest part. May your crown be always level and your BJs plentiful.

I have cast iron, it's great. I have stainless, it's also great, you just have to make sure is hot as a mother fucker before you use it. Nothing sticks. I get these non-stick pans and use them every day. I replace them about every two years because that's what happens with non-stick pans...

That's sharp, man. Did you do the beams, too? All looks really good, nice job! Hope you got some extra lovin' for it.

That's just unkind, dude.

Are you going to ignore the polite request for nudes?

Yeah, but I have a sous vide. It's the best sous vide and it makes the best meat. It's gonna be great. I gotta say, the meat, it's going to be...My sous vide is beautiful. I'd date it if it wasn't my own sous vide.

Possibilities here: 1. accidental firearm discharge damaging genitals 2. accident with sharpened pencil in pocket 3. awaiting results of STD test, Noodle is actually J49 4. Being denied by wife because of resemblance to Bernie Sanders Place your bets, gentlemen.

wat This isn't a bad suggestion, Johnny. There are groups for this all over the place.

Is shit bird the opposite of free bird?

Just wait until they turn in to teenagers. Then there are days when neither parent is their favourite.

I'm super excited about this album. It's awesome.

But they are icky. And I don't ick easily.

Looks like a high class establishment.

I made a 12 pound brisket I cooked at 275 for 9 hours in a smokey marinade. It was bloody glorious.

I was, but it was just with shit drivers on the freeway, so it didn't seem worth mentioning.

Post finished product pics. Like to see it.

This is exactly the solution I would go with. Makes sense, and gets the water away, which is never a bad thing.

Zing!

Hoping for the best.

I made 37%.

That's harsh, dude.

Bloody hell. My twins need 20 hours each of driving experience and it's a real pain in the ass. Everywhere we go, they drive, and we log it. But it takes us so much longer to get anywhere because they're tentative and careful and all that. I'm glad they are that way, but grrrrr. So much wasted time.

I am a piano player. I had my butt totally clenched through this whole gif. Painful to watch.

I am cut, sir. And with or without condoms I last about the same length of time. Too early isn't a problem for me. I dunno, gents, condoms just don't bother me. Guess I got lucky. Though I don't need them anymore.

Brisket marinating now. Will smoke starting tonight. Glory to the brisket.

I believe the unidentified W belongs to wiggers. It's Buffalo Wild Wings for Wiggers.

We actually get Kinder Eggs quite often from visiting relatives. Pretty damned dumb that they can't be sold here.

I need a translation. At first glance this reads make American whores great again, but I'm not sure that's right.

I'm not able to ban chaos or you, but I would, for shits and giggles.

I am confuse.

Do you know magic tricks? Because, you know, people are wowed by magic tricks.

But how is Capri?

I don't know what Waifu is, and now I don't want to google it. Can someone give me a non-nauseating description?