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I have seen these videos. Friends of my kids love them, my kids do not. Thanks be praised.

Even when I have no idea what you're talking about, I find you irresistible.

Is this where I post penis pictures?

You a bag head?

To be fair, many things in life are to you as it would be for others with bags on their heads. Right?

Man. That's hardcore. Fuck me once, I'm fucked. Fuck me twice...

See, this seems like a total over reaction given my experience with condoms. Again...shrug.

I don't know if I'd sayas pleasurable. I really can't say. I never had trouble getting off with a condom on. I dunno. Just wasn't ever an issue for me.*shrug

Dude, block all the whoooore phone numbers. That's step one. Step two is put your junk in that hole.

Man, I don't know what I was doing right, but condoms never bothered me.

I use this, too. I find making the batch of dough takes about 20 minutes, and it really is 5 minutes or less on the baking days.

Hey Johnny, how 'bout an update?

A nice project for parents.

How's your penis, Mist?

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Unreliable source, so make of it what you will. Prince Allegedly Diagnosed with Aids Months Ago, Believed Prayer Would Cure Him | The Blemish

Anyone ever try this? I bet it could be accomplished with a broiler, but this would be cool for a party.

Yeah, this is true. Boy that pisses me off. What a bloody racket. Find a plumber. They have snakes with cameras on them to go through pipes. $50 should get a guy out to check out something interesting like this. I know people advised against it, but if it were me I'd make it go away...

This is exactly right. You should feel completely free to destroy that so it doesn't stick up if you were not told about it when you purchased the house. Have you gone down into the hole? You sure it's not a bomb shelter? Might be cool vintage shit in there.

I would appreciate that, too. Did the male side of the "force" remain healed? Everyone live? Super sex scenes?

What the hell? Is that a city manhole? They have access to your yard? Is it in the middle of the yard?

Are your testis named Betty and Wilma?

I really enjoyed books 1-3. In book four the plot started spiraling out of control, getting too big and cumbersome. Too many details to keep track of, and by book 6 the entire book only covers something like three days. Couldn't make it past book 7. I'm interested in it, but it's not the best...

Were you carrying delicious food or alcohol?

Only if Brahma comes along to keep us alive.

Bunch of amateurs. Talk to me when you have five. But seriously, two is not the hell people tell you it is. This is going to be awesome for you. And your two year old is going to astound you with how he interacts with the baby. There is some really wonderful times ahead for you. I'll not...

Congrats. You are happy, right? In any case, I'm happy for you, man.

Looks good, man. But dat fence, tho...

Johnny, do you have the results from your STD test yet? Is your wife slog-gobbling the junk yet?

Johnny? You seeing the whores?

Please be considerate and cover your spoilers with tags. Thanks.

Lack of sophisticated infrastructure. And kinda impossible to accomplish now because too many people, too old and shitty cities, and no one cares enough.

Nice.