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  1. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sounds like your jimmies have been rustled.
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    What do you do?

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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Chicago making shit real.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Hard to argue against the Caps. But I'm in reasonable driving distance to the Blues, and I'd go to see that shit.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yeah, I have a couple Hugo Boss suits, and they're definitely the finest I have. Damn, if a suit can make ME look good, they're doing something right.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I'd love to see St.Lewis go the distance.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Wow. So in the absence of the school doing anything about it, should NCAA sports do something about it? Tough call. Don't want the sports league policing schools, but if the schools are not policing themselves, what's necessary?
  8. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Twins. Indeed. And the pink sock thing makes me wish I hadn't clicked that. I really don't need that in my vocabulary...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's the entirety of your report from a Trump event?
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    What do you do?

    We care, man. But in all honesty, do you not have a friend or two or a bunch to whom you can go and unload? That shit is important.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My oldest daughters are 15. Probably not a good idea.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Will you talk to my wife?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Okay. We'll all agree that we're all wrong.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So let's get to the very basic point I wanted to make at the beginning. Do you think, yes or no, that it is a good idea to let your car run as long as it takes for all the dash lights to turn off after starting up to put the car in drive? That's all I'm saying, man. In the time it takes you to...
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I actually buy the books so I can throw them at the nerds.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is exactly what I was talking about. Don't put on your seat belt, adjust mirrors, get your ipod or whatever ready, then start the car and immediately drive away. Give it 30 seconds. It makes zero difference in the time it takes you to get going, but I don't give a rat's fart what anyone...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I don't know how deep you're wanting to go, but here's a pretty good summary: Rink Management Services Corporation Hockey 101: A Beginner's Guide to the Rules of Hockey
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    What did you just read?

    Go with Anna Karenina and skip the other. Or just dedicate a huge amount of time and go for War and Peace. Though Anna Karenina is better.
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    What did you just read?

    You should check out all the works by Douglas Coupland. Seriously, I recommend anything he has written, perhaps starting with Generation X, or possibly Microserfs.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Because it helps your engine to work more efficiently and adds years to the life of your vehicle. Regardless of the climate in which you live. \
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    Welcome Destron

    Oh, be real.
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    Welcome Destron

    So we are on the second page and no one has asked to see Destron's tits yet? Are we slipping? Now add the comments about how I'm some dork because I don't have my settings on six million posts per page.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My wife gets in the car/van/whatever, puts on her seatbelt, gets her ipod ready, adjusts the seat/mirror, makes sure everyone is set, starts the car and takes off immediately. Why she can not get in the vehicle, start it, and then adjust everything so the vehicle has a second to warm up is...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the angriest whopper last night. 0/5. I don't like the regular whopper, and I had expectations this one would have some heat. It did not. It just had a disgustingly red bun. I really have to stop letting my kids talk me in to going to Burger King. They love the cherry icees.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I bet those shit sticks are salty.
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    Good night sweet Prince

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    Parent Thread

    He seems geared for a hockey career.
  30. lurkingdirk

    What did you just read?

    I'm about halfway intoEast of Edenby Steinbeck. I'm having a hard time putting it down.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    What's happening with the whores this week, Johnny?
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    What happened to Detroit? Or is Tampa just that good?
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    Good night sweet Prince

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    Good night sweet Prince

    The kind you find in a second hand store?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Man, I used to own a Datsun B210, like the one below. That was a total shite car for me. Rusted in places I didn't know were metal. Used to get wet feet from the water spraying in from the holes in the floor.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    And? Did you resist?
  38. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You miserable shitlord. Are you implying that my hands are strong because I'm a perceived male?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    So Johnny, I know you said your goodbyes, but have you heard from any of your girls today?
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    Good night sweet Prince

    Did the Chemtrail Flu Kill Prince and Merle Haggard? s a war on for your mind!