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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame sold out their Blue and Gold game yesterday. It was a right pain in the ass to get around town, I can tell you.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Folks do know that I have only ever RRPd one person and it was weeks ago? Sheesh.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Excellent. Working toward a ban. Good for you. Please, continue.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    There is a rule. We will enforce it. Make your decision about how you post.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Apparently some people are such miserable shitlords they think there are no rules that apply to them, so they'll get their own set of rules applied to them. Here it is everyone, see if you can comprehend: Don't be a racist shithead. How that gets enforced will be decided upon a case by...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Get to know someone who grows chickens. They're usually willing to grow a couple ducks a year if they're guaranteed to sell.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, makes a difference, doesn't it? I always save the fat from my Christmas duck or goose in small containers in the freezer and use it to make my potatoes. yum
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    THE MIIFOTO PICTURE THREAD

    What in the actual fuck is this thread about?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's signature material right there.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    If you're a viola player, you're going to need it.
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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    That's great, man. If he's enjoying it, encourage him in every way you can. Even if he isn't a musician by trade as an adult, it's a skill he'll never regret having. The pegs didn't need lube, that wouldn't help. They were dry and probably needed moisture. You might ask them if you should get...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is that vodka?
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    Parent Thread

    I have teenagers I'm willing to loan out to potential parents. Please?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Would he share the drugs, though?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does your whore mouth need punching? Cause one of the other mods who looks just like me will punch that.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    uh, wat?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Screw that. A good craft beer is a magical thing.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    "Hired" implies salary.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny don't let one dickhead poster prevent the glory that is this thread.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Most photocopiers run Windows 98 and have no security. So every scan that machine has done is potentially available to someone phishing. Kind of unreal.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Power-tripping? Nah. Just pointing out the obvious. And as far as cuck goes, it's a fine word. But if you remove it from your posts, you're left with virtually nothing. The problem is not with the word, it's with you and how you use it.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Carry on. I'm going to bed. Guess we will see how this shakes out tomorrow.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Please, continue to use cuck and dindu excessively. Not only does it show your lack of intelligence, it will give us reasons to make your little trip to the shaw permanent. Learn. Seriously.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No. There was more to that than you know. But please, be a miserable shitlord about people getting infracted for good reason. It amuses me.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No idea what you're talking about.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It's pretty simple. Don't use that word. Hard for you to understand? We don't enforce this universally. You spout it so often, it was necessary. Stop using it, finished. Keep using it, continue to live in the shaw. I didn't enforce this, but I support the one who did. One word. Please don't...
  27. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Get a fucking clue, man.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    What if I accidentally splash urine on them?
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    Parent Thread

    Keep reassuring her. That shit is so easy to obsess about. Might appear crazy to you, seems perfectly reasonable to her. Patience, man. Also, a hitachi wand vibrator.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Perhaps you should go outside and have a nice day.
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    Home Improvement

    Replace it. Usually under $100
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    Home Improvement

    You should be able to adjust this one enough for that: KidCo Designer Angle Mount Safeway Gate - Kidco - Babies Us Or find something that looks like this. Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Man, she's going downhill. Look how thin she is! She needs body mass. If she keeps getting thinner and shooting up, she gonna die.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I believe there's a club you can join for that.
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Like President Hamilton, or Hamilton Ontario?
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Have you guys checked out Notre Dame's stadium renovations? Clearly this will help, right? Campus Crossroads Project // University of Notre Dame
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Drops her full name again.