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  1. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    *Ur
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    Good night sweet Prince

    Not his most popular, but I love this track.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We had a cat for 18 years. He had to be put down due to cancer. Poor cat was in pain. I was absolutely wrecked. Like a surprising amount more than I thought I would be. I do think watching my kids go through it probably multiplied my own grief by about a thousand. I still miss that cat.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You guys are hilarious!
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    Home movement thread

    Sorry. Easy mistake.
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    Home movement thread

    Did I see a cow fly by?
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    Home Improvement

    Just get two or three quotes, see if it's worth it. If it is a small single story structure, it might be fast and cheap. Keep in mind you have to pay for new cement for footings at least, and make sure that if the septic stays on taxed land the house won't be taxed.
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    Home Improvement

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    Home Improvement

    It would probably take you about 80 years to recoup the cost if taxes are low.
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    Home Improvement

    And keep in mind it likely means moving septic system, well feed, and so forth, too. Added costs.
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    Home Improvement

    Actually, it's not as much as you think. If someone has the equipment, it's not a terrible process.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Wonderful. Can we move on, now?
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    Home Improvement

    I actually have quite a bit of experience with this. I have a relative that lifts existing structures and puts basements under them. He also moves structures. I've helped on quite a few projects. And I helped locally when the city decided to save an historic house and relocate it. You moving a...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It's actually the background image on my cell phone. My wife thought that was weird.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Except I'm not frothing at the mouth like a rabbid dog that needs to be put out of its misery. I taught a course on the origins of popular music that ultimately ended up being cross listed with the gender studies program. Apparently I talked enough about things they thought were important...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Please take pictures and report back on how that recipe works. I have wanted to try to make that for a long time.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So, just to be clear, the total number of people I have infracted is 3. One three weeks ago, one 6 weeks ago, and one 8 weeks ago. I was enforcing the rules as they were described to me, which is my function as amod. What you are saying is in no way true. I did go into the Rickshaw and say...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I believe he abused his power.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds right.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    That's absolutely ridiculous. What a bunch of wanker.
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    Home Improvement

    Yes for both flowers and veggies. Cover the inside with plastic for veggies so that the dirt in which you are growing the veggies is not in contact with the soil. Pressure treated wood contains things like arsenic. Get some pond-grade plastic and cover the inside of your box with it.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yeah, someone added a bunch to mine before I was amod. I don't care enough to correct it.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Will they build me one? I promise to cook for them...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That makes me slightly tingly.
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    Home Improvement

    A few years ago I made a bunch of bat houses with my kids. Actually, a lot. And we had a lot of bats move in. Mosquitoes reduced. Additionally, we have the tikki torches around the deck, and it seems to help. Ultimately, you have to live with the mosquitoes.
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    Funeral arrangements?

    Hey, don't make it the last post about it. That was a great post, and if something else about the day pops in your head, share it here. It isn't that we don't mind hearing about it, it's more like we would love to hear about it. I'm so happy for you that it was a great day. Sounds like the...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    But with the wifey turn around, how 'bout now?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Where you masturbate each other? Why not sloppy oral?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I love that. I use it all the time.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    What do you consider a sport?

    Are Nascar drivers athletes? They sweat, have to practice, use their muscles to do their thing...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    a_skeleton_02 seems upset.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    She had you investigated, man. Things look grim.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Ain't neither, son.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The night of the long dirk is how my wife refers to me periodically.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Yeah, now that I go looking, looks like Notre Dame's "sold out" crowd about half filled the stadium. Whatever happened, it was a metric fuck tonne of cars in town.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yeah, I should get the AssHat competition going for this year. It's time.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, where you at, man?