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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Was it a glorious time?
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    Home Improvement

    Where? Where it meets the sink, where the dishwasher joins, or where it exits to the sewage line?
  3. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    No. It didn't. However, I'll enjoy Detroit being eliminated in the first round by Washington who then goes on to melt down in round two.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I circumcised my son with kleins.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The breakneck speed of production is amazing.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Bicycling

    Ha, not a good bike but my kids are mesmerized by the fat tires. We periodically see these, and they really want one. Mongoose 20-in. Fatbike - Boys
  7. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    That's harsh, man.
  8. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You supertasting stupid generic food hate bastard. How'd I do?
  9. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Speak well of therecently departedmissing.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    If that shit's correct, I'll happily eat ramen incorrectly for the rest of my life.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You will have no problem getting the new one in there, I am sure. Get the old one out by any means. If you can, a pry bar under each front foot will get you started.
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There is no worse sound than ramen slurping fucktards. I'd rather listen to J49 slurp his whore's asshole.
  13. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I hope they miss the playoffs. Sorrynotsorry.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Start small with a toy so you don't scare the crap out of her. Seriously. Get something like this: Buy Teasing Touch Pocket-Sized Bullet Vibrator Online | K-Y® Then work your way up to a sybian. But start small so you're both comfortable and excited to try it.
  15. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Sorry. Not like me to do that. Your rustling is entirely justified.
  16. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    until next time.
  17. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Might be a little hardcore for me. I don't need a really serious truck, just one with anti-lock breaks and plenty of seating. I got no rust, man. 1999 Ranger. My kids are getting too big for the stupid back flip seats.
  18. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I'm thinking of dropping the money on a brand new F150 long box crew cab. I like having a truck, and mine is old.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Might be worth just plain replacing the faucet fixture.
  20. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Awesome colour choices. Nice looking car.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have had to deal with that. Tile installed after dishwasher. Man is that miserable. Use a pliers to shorten the front feet before trying to pull it out.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    They are, they just don't call it gay. They call it European.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Super easy. You've got this.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Give yourself some time, and realise that you weren't unreasonable, nor was she, and you care for her, so maybe there's some work to do, but you could come out really great on the other side.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You are entirely right. When doing concrete work, the biggest thing is prep. The one thing that a seasoned pro with cement can do that you can't is get exactly the finish quality you want. If the end result doesn't matter if it's a bit rough or dimpled, then do it yourself. If you want to have a...
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    The Fast Food Thread

  28. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It can be a lot of fun, and the end product is indeed glorious, but it's a metric fuck tonne of work.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Renting a mixer isn't terribly expensive. Do it yourself and save about a thousand bucks is my guess. Edit: Dammit, hodj, why do we seem to be agreeing so often lately?
  30. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Nah. We just tell them to go away because we're fucking.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Interesting. We do a lot of camping, and my wife turns in to a beast on the trail. Don't get me wrong, things are very regular at home, but when we're camping, we leave the kids at the camp site and find a quiet forest spot. She likes it outdoors. hmm....
  32. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    C'mon, man. Details.
  33. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Of course.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Take the turf out, rake it level, put landscape fabric under the gravel. Easy enough.