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So, here is the thing. You didn't feed me my asshole. Not even a bit. You can say it as loudly and frequently as you like, but you're wrong. Demonstrably wrong. You didn't 'win,' no matter what you say. But keep trying to prove it to everyone including yourself. You're bitching about the...

I'd hate to see what your posting was like if youdidcare what people here thought.

You didn't hit a nerve. I was merely correcting you as I would my children when they say incorrect things.

Incidentally, I wasn't white knighting anyone. I was merely commenting on your shit posting. Enjoy.

Holy crap. About 840 things have to be just right for all that shit to happen at once. That sucks, man.

I think I know which neighbourhood you live in!

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I made this tonight, and it's really good. Japanese Ramen Noodle Soup | BBC Good Food

At least once a year I do a BBQ for friends and have two sauces - one vinegar, the other not. Every year people seem to like the vinegar one better. I think it might be because it's uncommon here, so it's new and interesting. But I like it, too.

There was a time when this shitlord was in grace?

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Sounds like a mighty fine party to me! You might consider some pasta salads that don't have to be warm - some are really delicious and can be made in advance so it's easy the day of the funeral. Something else to consider, and people are squeamish about this, but I promise you it would be a...

Just ate popcorn with my kids, now I have popcorn shells in my teeth. Fuck this.

Dude, I'm really sorry. That is some difficult crap to deal with. Keep working to be with your kids as much as possible. They'll notice the effort, believe me.

Just the straight up coleman propane 3 burner is what I've had for car camping for years. Works like a charm. I have the one that has one burner larger than the others, it boils water like a beast. Also large enough for two good size fry pans on it, and has a wind shield. Not terribly expensive.

Petite hands. mmmhmmm. Whatever gets you through the night.

But I can go straight from plumbing to gourmet excellence with my large torch. It's okay, Soy. We understand you're not used to dealing with large tools.

Several of our local supermarkets do cooking classes. Some couples do them, you can also have your kid's birthday party be something like learning to cook cupcakes and then they get to eat them. Kinda cool.

You people all have a lot of fart hang-ups.

Definitely a keeper.

This is like poetry. Also, your double standard sucks.

The true test of a relationship is your comfort level when farting with your partner around, and her comfort level letting one rip. It is known.

Is your wife gonna get it?

Oh, you found one! Outstanding.

My wife doesn't think this is a good idea. I rather like it, though.

The Dutch have a terrible way of eating Kale. Cook meat cubes (doesn't matter what kind) in the bottom of a stock pot. When the meat is over-cooked, take it out, and put cubed potatoes in the pot and cover with too much water. When the potatoes are overcooked add kale. Once the kale has been...

Post more of them. I, for one, would like to see them. You know I'm incredibly sorry for your loss, but I'd like to hear your perspective.

We have all arrangements done and paid for. If one of us bites it early, there will be virtually no decision making that has to be made. We're both full body organ donors, and then cremation. Small service with family. Ashes to be scattered at a specific place. No headstone or marker anywhere...

FTFY

My wife and I do a lot socially together, but we also have regular social times without each other. I have a group of guys I hang out with at least monthly. We try different pubs, we play poker, watch movies, etc. My wife knows all the guys, and there's no competition for time, but it's good to...

I think where I live is about the cheapest in the country. I also managed to get in with a special state thing where I promise not to develop the land for a certain amount of time (5 years at a time, I think), so I pay 1$ per acre taxes, except for the acres that have buildings on them. So I'm...

Just as all wives are your wives.

Yeah, people shouldn't be embarrassed talking to their kids about sex. The kids will be embarrassed enough. At least, they will be until they interact with you and you are not embarrassed, you're honest, and you don't make it a big deal. Don't get me wrong, I don't make light of the topic, nor...

Yeah, it's required. The "sex talk" isn't mechanics. They know to insert tab a into slot b. It's a lot more about respecting yourself, figuring out what sex looks like in a healthy relationship, when it is appropriate, and how to not let others pressure you in to making decisions you regret later.

That's like punk. Punk's not dead, it just sucks now.

No, actually. If they say anything someone has a problem with, I welcome the discussion. I am entirely appropriate with my children, if they have appropriate conversations, which I trust them to do, bring on whatever discussion that brings up.