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  1. lurkingdirk

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    We need to see the boobs first before we can determine if a boob job is necessary. Mist, we need boob pictures. Forscience.
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    Weather

    Meh, I always go out in the snow with my snow blower. I am the "get it done now no matter what" kind of guy.
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    What age did you start selling crack

    whelp, now we know your preference, I guess. Thanks for sharing.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That's what I'm saying. I have similar plumbing for my sump hole, and I have to have a check valve there. Any plumbing up gravity from that opening could back up there if there is heavy volume. Imagine every toilet is flushed while the kitchen sink is on, the dishwasher draining, and the washer...
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    Home Improvement

    That's insufficient to stop back flow from the story above.
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    Home Improvement

    Right. How will you prevent waste coming back out of that?
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    Home Improvement

    The opening you have pointing horizontal where your sink will drain - did you put a check valve on that so that other waste coming down that plumbing doesn't back up into your sink?
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    Home Improvement

    Hope that's a check valve so you don't get back flow...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have cooked in advance for the week when I knew time would be tight. Sometimes I'll do what chaos said above, and make a big pot of soup or stew or some such shit so that it's available all week for a quick dinner, or maybe for lunches (my kids hate school lunch so we still send something with...
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    Home buying thread

    Wonder twin powers activate!
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Home buying thread

    You're simply a beast.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    dafuq is the plywood at the bottom of that shit?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    What year was this? 2008 and prior had different rules to our current situation.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You guys should get a room.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's still excitement for her to decide to bob on your meat stick for a while to lubricate things. Slinging man chowder into her face openings isn't the only reason for getting head.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'ma follow that shit.
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I reheated a rice/beans/cheese/chicken thing I made this week, and washed it down with a killer IPA. Then I ate half a bag of doritos.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should tweet this shit. Tweets of wisdom from Khane. I'd follow that shit.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I may or may not be disappointed.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    side to side?
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do the necessary finances like pay bills, invest, and so forth. Once a month my wife and I spend about an hour going over where our money is, what we are setting aside, where we are donating to, etc. If I were to kick it today she'd be able to step in and seamlessly take over the finances. I...
  23. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Noodle is never sarcastic.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's about sex because of obligation. It's a power play for people who get no pussy.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane speaks wisdom for all.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You chose Florida. Now you are reaping your reward.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    At least insist on conduit so shit's easy to do later if the debate goes badly.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    That's a good price for the garage, frankly. And rather than focusing on a particular type of cable, make sure if you put Cat 5/6 cable throughout that they put it in conduit. That way you can replace it with whatever cable comes next. As I have been redoing my house I made sure to put huge...
  29. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Unleash the power.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    It's always the crazy aunt. C'mon. First step to solving your problems is admitting you are Lumie.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    'Bisi, I'm beginning to think you are Lumie. Where do you find this shit, man?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This took a peculiar detour... Glad things are better, man. Keep up the furniture destroying activities.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  35. lurkingdirk

    The Magicians

    Yeah, people make that argument about books made into movies, but you can't expect to see exactly the book on film. Just can't happen. Look for a happy adaptation. About to watch episode two. Hope they keep up the good work.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How's shit going Noodle?
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    Weather

    How are the folks on the East coast doing?