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  1. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    See, and that's not cool. Don't make it a taboo or dirty subject. Make sex a natural, normal part of life that can come up at any time.
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    Raspberry Pi

    I was thinking of getting one of these to attach to my TV and stereo so I can run all the media I own through this one system with no other components. Think I could swing that?
  3. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Could probably have been worded better, but it is true.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    One of the big things is to normalise sex and sexuality. Make it not a taboo subject, something that doesn't draw any kind of consistent negative response. We're pretty open about sex in our house and I'm pretty pleased with the way my 15 year old twin daughters think and talk about sex.
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    Home buying thread

    It's a thing here. Anything with a foundation has to be registered. House, pole barn, work shop, garage, shed. Tree house didn't have to be registered...
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    Home buying thread

    Eh. My place is assessed at around 810K, and I pay just around 3,500$ in taxes. 40ish acres. 5 registered buildings. Things are pretty good in Indiana, I guess.
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    Home buying thread

    Jebus on a stick, really? I have acreage and I don't pay that. This is why it's so hard for me to move back to Canada, even though I'd like to.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Home buying thread

    Yeah, if you can drop a couple interest points don't hesitate in any way to refinance. Totally worth it. Make your monthly payments way more comfortable. And I am a commoner. I'm just good at what I do. I have a minivan and a hyundai and a 1999 ford ranger. How much more common can you get?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home buying thread

    How big is your mortgage if I may ask? And how high are your property taxes and insurance? Don't be afraid of refinancing. People do it every day, and it's easy to do it without much out of pocket cost for you. I did it on my last house. They need a stupidly big amount of information, but then...
  12. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    I know, right? Heated grips on my motorcycle take a full 15 minutes to get warm enough to warm my hands through my leather gloves.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    How the hell do you make it through a weekend?
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    What age did you start selling crack

    I thought dicks were on the table, too. So to speak.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Home buying thread

    I'm about a year away from finishing my mortgage, and we plan to be in this house until death. Thanks be praised.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now that you mention it...
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    What age did you start selling crack

    You've really come around. Were you merely waiting for a reason to be pleased about dick pictures?
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, kangaroos have vaginas, too. Thanks, Khane. You just ruined sex for everyone.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Blood is nature's lubricant.
  21. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Everything I thought of you has been confirmed.
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    What age did you start selling crack

    Well, that changes things.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah. That's not going to happen.
  24. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Understood. Thanks.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Did your wife get the clap this time?
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In deference to you, I'll stare at boobs.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Taxes. I paid a metric fuck tonne of taxes just now. Fucking fucker fucks.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Is cuddling an asshole a gentle or forceful thing?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At least don't stare at her boobs, right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only when you're about to move out. Leave a present for the new owners.
  31. lurkingdirk

    What age did you start selling crack

    Crack whores are your thing, hugely photoshopped dicks are Bisi's thing. Who are you to judge?
  32. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife likes to grind on me to get off during that week. We've found period sex to be fine and good, but messy. Not the end of the world, so every other or every couple months we still put towels on the bed and go to town, but often she'll grind one out, then blow me and handy me to finish...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Jimmies seem rustled
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    So has anyone seen anything new from these folks recently? I don't follow them all that closely outside this thread, but information seems to be at the dead level. Do they still have a staff? Why aren't they talking shit up?
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    Home Improvement

    I don't rrp bet. Silly. Perhaps you'll be fine. There's the possibility that you won't be. If it were me, I'd eliminate that possibility. Do as you see fit.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Man, I thought the history between you two was confined to the mod thread. Now you go and tell everyone. Does your wife know?
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    So, knees with indents hanging over cankles?
  38. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It was a full bra. Could motorboat.