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Which aisle has the most quality calories?

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Yeah, the NorthEast is gonna get raped. Frankly, I'd like that much snow. I want to go sledding!

My work is done here.

Why do you need a fucking break? Are you tired of fucking? Honestly. Who gets tired of fucking?

FIFY

I believe the two of them are on a romantic get away.

How 'bout you let it go, son?

You could probably market that.

#pegging

This is remarkably succinct and accurate. 10/10, would quote again.

Micky Mouse ClubHouse makes me want to murder kittens and puppies. I know it is for kids, but it is so damned insipid it is hard to believe.

Meh. Just try some new shit and you'll be back to supertaster in no time.

Black Chicken Nuggets.

Typically followed with "Oh, God, why!?"

You wipe your ass after taking a shqot? Who does that?

Noodlesauce is best sauce. It is known.

With this much confirmation, how the hell does KFC stay in business?

Your turds are bald? I might need to see my doctor. I was bald until after 2, and entirely white-blonde. My parents called me "cue ball" for years. I recommend against that.

I took you for a missionary-with-the-lights-off-until-you-finish-and-forget-the-pleasure-of-your-partner type of person.

Didn't he say there was one position to be voted on? I'm to lazy and it's dinner time. Someone look this shit up. I want to make Tanoomba a mod.

See, I believe this, too. I'm not saying it's more greasy, it's all cooked in grease. My personal physical reaction to it is what I'm referencing. I don't know why, but my body hates KFC. Perhaps it's an aversion to one of the 11 herbs or spices.

A few of my kids were really late with teeth. My youngest is 7 and has only lost 5. It's all good, man.

I have had KFC many times. Every time, without exception, I feel like total garbage an hour later. I have not had it for more than a decade now, though.

You get off on being abused? Interesting. What was your relationship with your mother like?

I should punch you right in the vagina.

When my children use the microwave they always stop it with 2 or 3 seconds left and don't clear it. So, rather than telling the time the fucking thing sits there saying 2 indefinitely until I press the clear button. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS RUSTLE ME SO MUCH?!?!

Seems like you're doing a lot of things every day and she's just being a fuckhead about it. She can't change because it's hard and she doesn't want to. Too damned bad. I know you love her, and I certainly don't mean to make light of that, but come on. Marriage is about both of you making an...

55 at night, 63 during the day, always warmer than that because we assist with a wood stove. The stove keeps the part of the house that we use most (dining, kitchen, and family rooms) very warm. Bedrooms, basement, living room, and so forth stay cold. It not only saves money, it keeps my family...

Avocados. Maybe even make them into guacamole before putting them on. Delish.

You'll fit in just fine.

I'm actually working on a drinking fountain fixture for the back of my toilet. Sounds awesome.