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Watched it. Liked it.

It was bloody brilliant.

Roughly $15.71 per orgasm.

Someone mentioned a bucket of chicken, and here's a related story. I have a friend who is a world class pianist. He once did a recital at a music school in Canada where he dressed in a wife beater t-shirt and came out on stage with a bucket of KFC chicken. He proceeded to eat chicken between...

I believe Tanoomba is replacing Draegon.

That's madness. A homo mod would be fabulous.

If you ever get a chance, try Michigan wine from the Round Barn vineyard. Especially if you can get their reserve Merlot.

Psychoanalysis is spot on here.

Why would we get rid of Soy? He's punctual, presses his slacks, and smells good. What's not to like?

This is actually helpful. Didn't make me want to be Amod any more than I did, but helped me to understand you folks.

Bitch, please.

Weak. Fix that shit, man.

This isn't rebuilding. This is shit hockey. Rebuilding has bright moments as the new system seems to be taking hold. Just once in a while. Most expensive team in the league, tied for the second lowest point in the league. Shit's not good.

To make this more interesting for some, could you please give a description of what Amod's job looks like? What's expected? How much time? What if you're going on vacation for three weeks and won't be around? What level of responsibility are you expected to take on? How good are the lunches in...

Mercy, it is depressing watching Toronto play. We just passed 21 consecutive power plays without a goal. And the announcers are clearly not Toronto haters, but they're bewildered (with the rest of us) why the franchise can't fucking score. Seriously, what the hell is going on?

But for how long of that year were you agoodmod?

I vote for chaos like Noodle did.

I heard Braen has really bad gas.

I'd reup Tuco. Better the asshole you know than the asshole you don't know. I think.

I nominate President Obama. He's going to have some free time soon enough.

Noodle stays. Don't be ridiculous.

Is chaos gonna get ousted? That wouldn't be good.

Any graying?

I'm in my 40s and still a brocup A.

So, burgers on you. Sweet!

Please do and report back. I is curious.

7 Celebrities Who Are In The Triple Nipple Club

Now I'm wondering.... Bandwagon, what's your bra size?

Correct. JuniorNoodle confirmed weirdo. Follows his father's footsteps.

I was at an art installation opening tonight and they had finger foods. Really damned good finger foods. Meaty ones, cheesy ones, fruity ones, veggie ones, fishy ones, crabby ones, and on and on it went. I had at least 600 of every variety. I'm so stuffed at the moment that it's hard to...

I'm not sure if that's horrifying or exciting.

Paradise by the dashboard lights.

Do you know how many times I've had that conversation with myself? "Man, I wish I had X." "It's just 15 minutes away at the store." "Yeah, but kids." "They're asleep. If you were here or were not here, they wouldn't know the difference." "Yeah, but what if one wakes up, or has a bad...

You stand corrected, chaos.

I'll probably warm mine up, too.

You're not raising your kids right if they won't do that.

No. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do in order to get greasy chicken. Does your kid transfer well? That would be the deal breaker.

Someone should do an episode with the same pictures, same voices, but curse like crazy. Read this in Mickey's voice: "Which button should I press to summon a fucking train you little fucking pukes? No, you retard, it's the fucking hot dog. What the hell is wrong with you, dick breath? Dammit...