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  1. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Cake pops. The bar has been set.
  2. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    We definitely need Wolf on a card, too. Perhaps with a tube of wet wipes?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Someone design a team Johnny logo. J49 - Can you provide pictures of each of the ladies with the tits out? Exposed nips seem a nice touch for team Johnny
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It feels like it's getting personal in here...
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    Parent Thread

    Man, I'm glad those days are over. Sorry, man. Stick it out. This, too, shall pass.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    "I want a Dirk Brisket" sounds dirty. I'm going to have my wife whisper that to me tonight.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Now I am conflicted. Kuriin says it will be fabulous, smart people say it's stupid. I think puddin' wrasslin' is called for.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Well, if Kuriin says it will be fabulous, who the fuck am I to argue? Seems like a done deal now.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I did. And it was fucking glorious. so so good, it took serious will power to not sit in the corner eating meat until I sweat.
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    Does this mean you accept the terms for this date?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Brisket is no 47 hours in the sous vide. About to take it out, put on a rub, and finish in the oven for a couple hours. yum
  13. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I want you to be admin so I can give you a hard time. Is that wrong?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I really think that mod-on-mod wrestling should determine the pecking order. Can Noodle take Draegon? Then Noodle is admin.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Yeah, where is hodj at?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    But do you agree to the terms in the date Mist thread?
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    So, I'm dying...

    How are things with the left testicle?
  18. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    I dunno. I think they would still have scored the points they did. In any case, poor showing by the Irish today. Also, I hate Alabama.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  20. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Solid display by the Habs today.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    Mist must respond. Do you accept the terms?
  22. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    If Notre Dame didn't have so many bloody injuries that would have been a different game. I'm not saying they would have won necessarily, but the defense for the Irish looked like absolute shit, and that's due to injuries. Something like 8 players from the defensive line out with injury. That's a...
  23. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    I've actually stopped watching Toronto play. I've been watching Chicago of late. They're closest to me.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    And my axe.
  25. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    I just saw scores. WTF is going on with Florida State? I thought this game was a lock for them. Losing to Houston? We have a problem...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You should be in writing. Your descriptive prose are exquisite.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I am excite. Made cornbread in my cast iron skillet last night. Was delish. Am making roasted root vegetables in it right now, and in my Dutch Oven I'm making a beef and ale stew with mustard dumplings. Will report back. My wife tells me I'm a nerd because I'm excited about cookware. I...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    A Moon Bat for Mod 2016 (tm)
  29. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You've got to adjust your main trunkline of your furnace. Cut it off almost completely to the second story in the winter, and almost completely to the first floor in the summer. I do this, and it really evens out the temperature difference between up/down stairs. Before I did it, I had precisely...
  30. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Finally. Someone who gets me.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Did you try to light it on fire?
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Self loathing. It's a subtle difference, but it's there.
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    So, I'm dying...

    At least a sponge bath.
  34. lurkingdirk

    So, I'm dying...

    Not a bummer, man. I appreciate your forthrightness. And I admire that you're trying to do what you are for your wife. Keep it up as long as you can. Enjoy new years.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I'd replace that. Sounds like part of the board has failed. Get a wifi one. Not much (if any) more, nice to have the control.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I have had some turds that can only be described as "spicy." If I were a smart ass, I would be able to tell you the flavour.
  37. lurkingdirk

    The Auto Repair Thread

    So I have an older truck (1999 Ford Ranger) that I just use to haul stuff around, so it's not an every day driver, and I have two issues. 1. the driver side window won't go up or down. It's a hand-crank (super basic model), and cranking it just feels like there are broken gears or some such...