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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Should Taco Bell try this?
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    Let me see... 1. Cheats. Nope 2. naggy and high maintenance. Nope 3. Shy with boring hobbies. Nope 4. Puts her own desire for kids above all else. Nope 5. Dumb. Nope 6. Needs to be overly controlling of finances. Nope 7. Very annoying habit or voice? ehh. I suppose this could be worked...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I have never seen fake tits that I prefer over real tits, even itty bitty titties. Dunno, just don't find them as appealing.
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    Parent Thread

    Or a very flat face, I suppose.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Bet that was quite the camping trip.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend Rating Poll: Which would you rather have?

    Jeeze. Y'all don't know the right women.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend Rating Poll: Which would you rather have?

    None of your options sound appealing. Why can't there be better than that?
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    R.I.P. Lemmy Kilmister

    Don't hold back. How did that comment make you feel?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    Power is out. Thanks be praised for whole house generator and wood stoves. Wind was just wicked here - I have five or six trees down - and the ice is even worse. Thick coating on everything. Probably won't have power until the 1st. boo.
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    Weather

    Awesome use of gif is awesome.
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    Weather

    Holy cockballs. Ice storm here like crazy. We have about 3 inches of frozen rain on the ground and the roads are just wicked awful. Supposed to change to rain, and flooding all over the place. woohoo!
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    That's A Lot Of Unnecessary Capitals.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Okay, at some point you have to make her realise that you don't respect her. She's not living like an adult human being. You have as many rights as she does, and you're acting like an adult. Tell her she is failing at life, and it's hard for you to imagine a failed human raising your child...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, don't bring anther kid into this...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If the jimmies are rustled this much, she needs to fricking acknowledge the problem. This can not be all about her, she's got to do something for your marriage, too. Man, time for some straight up, "the fuck is wrong with you?" talk.
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    Shower Thoughts

    The insertion of one "r" could drastically change the meaning of J.K Rowling's new movie "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them."
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    The Magicians

    I read all the books and thought they were great. Very enjoyable and a good blending of Narnia, Harry Potter, with a little Lord of the Rings thrown in there. The characters are young, and portrayed as such. I'm really looking forward to this show.
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    Shower Thoughts

    What does the inside of someone else's nose smell like?
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    Parent Thread

    Seriously? Seems harsh.
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    Merry Christmas 2015

    Merry Christmas ya bunch of tools. This seems to be an appropriate song for Christmas at ReRolled.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My wife found a beautiful blue enamled dutch oven in a thrift shop, buried under a pile of crap. It is new - I can't find any marks on it. Also, I got a Lodge 12" cast iron skillet. Two questions - 1. it has the silicone sleeve for the handle, can I really slap that on and use it to pull the...
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    Parent Thread

    Seems like this might be a good time for me to visit the Religion thread for about a month and then stop posting there.
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    Parent Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had similar thoughts. They found a way.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84872176/
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    Home Improvement

    We have a pretty big walk in closet in the master bedroom. When we moved in it was an empty shell, no shelves or anything. I lined it with cedar and then made a custom closet system. not including the cedar, as you're not doing that, it probably cost me about 400$ worth of lumber and an intense...
  29. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the McDonalds cheese sticks yesterday. I only ordered the three piece because I just wanted to try them. I ate two and threw the third one away. If not for the dipping sauce there would have been no flavour at all, and the texture is awful.
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    So, I'm dying...

    You bastard!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuck that noise. If a restaurant decision takes more than about 2 minutes, we're staying in. Neither my wife or I will do that to anyone else. If someone asks you where you want to eat, have a solid decision or defer to the other person. Same goes with the kids. If we ask where the kids want to...
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    Parent Thread

    To be fair to Izo, Noodle, who is not fascinated with your dick? I mean, really.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Don't you mean agriculture raped? Are you okay man?
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    Parent Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Is that deep fried mac and cheese in patty form? I am intrigued.
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    Parent Thread

    See, that makes sense. If I get woken up, I'm awake for hours. Would not work for me, glad it works for you.
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah, no. I have no desire to see people like you try to comprehend something beyond you and be nothing but judgmental. You are really good at that. Have fun in your thread. I don't want to be there. bye now.
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    Parent Thread

    I make no judgement on this, but I have to say that sounds like hell. My bed is for me and my wife. We never had the kids sleep with us - probably between 2 and 5 exceptions per child. Just not a thing I'm good with. If it works for you, super. I'd go crazy.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'm more interested in pricing on the hot chocolate hummer.