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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm rearranging my position on you, man. Have one. Not because it's so good it will change your life. Have one because it is a staple of the fast food industry, and never having tried it makes your opinion on fast food invalid. Fuckin' pussy shit, man.
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    Home Improvement

    sheesh, we turn it down to 55 at night.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Home Improvement

    Yeah, it's a dimmer/bulb combination problem you've got if you have humming.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    If Mist became Amod, would Mist have the largest penis?
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    Home buying thread

    This is the first page I've ever looked at in the home buying thread and I believe I may now need therapy. Thanks, folks.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Progress!
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Nah. He keeps it in his drawers. Next to his peen.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I can try harder!
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    If I give permission, are you able to divulge all that is said about me in the Amod thread? It's likely about nothing, but I'd like to see it.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Of course! throw us all under the bus.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Post screenshots, man!
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Noodle for admin! Noodlamin?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    hesrightyouknow.jpg
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I think we should refer to the mod positions by the names of the people currently holding them. Like "the Tuco Chair." It's like an endowed chair at a university. Your legacy as Amod will live on. Also, I think you maintain the seven active mods and put the other 5 seats up for election. And...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    'Bisi's love child.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a good old Big Mac for dinner last night. I still enjoy those once in a while.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Surrounding yourself with a good cabinet. This is a smart move.
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    First World Problems

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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I'm looking for someone behind which to throw my support. I'm partial to handies in the back of a camaro.
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    Home Improvement

    We've talked woodworking here. Lay it on us, man.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Dude does the pre-date cleaning of crack hookers ass for you and you can't even snap a picture of the guy? Harsh, man.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, tell me you have a picture of Wolf.
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    Car Insurance

    I certainly pay more for my policy that I would if I had some discount company. This kind of treatment is why. I'm fine with that.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I thought getting schlonged was the equivalent of getting screwed. Not something you wish for or consent to. Someone needs to keep track of all this new cussing.
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    Car Insurance

    So I had a minor incident yesterday with a truck I now own. We got it a few months ago to haul stuff and use around the property. Quite handy. Bundled it in to our All State policy with other vehicles, house, etc. So I was driving, came over a small hill to a four way stop. Already three people...
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Especially in a camaro. I believe he even has leatherette seats.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Well, everyone feels better about it now.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I typically get up around 4 to pee. Always have. Is my prostate the size of a soccer ball?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    White privilege in this country. Yellow privilege in Japan. Green privilege in Oscar's garbage can.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    But I believe Tuco will move some goal posts, or some such shit, and then Draegan will end up giving Noodle a handy in the back of his camaro instead.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Damn. I might have time to come up with a J49 logo for the cards. Someone decide on the colour scheme.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Maybe if someone wants to be Amod they could arrange "dates" with J49's ladies?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Similar to pretoast being bread, I believe. Or maybe it's called raw toast. I can't keep up.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Alright. I'm pretty tolerant of the Black Lives Matter movement, to be honest, and I do believe White Privilege exists. It's hard to deny, honestly. However, I want to slap these stupid people. I think the exact moment when movements of this sort pass into the realm of ridiculous is when people...