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No. I have no interest in posting in that thread. I have explained this to you, but you don't seem to grasp it. Also, if you are not able to extrapolate a correlation between my previous posts, the ones you quoted, you're more obtuse than I thought. I do not seek your engagement, and I...

Well, then. Bourbon is the only answer.

BOOM!

Yeah, if I go a few days with only the kids to talk to, I get stir crazy.

You can do it without a mixer, I have many times. Suet is a particular type of fat, not entirely unlike butter, but which has a much higher melting point than most butter does. Many large grocers have it. You can also get it online. Atora Shredded Suet - Flour and Suet

These are good responses. If a seven year old is asked "how are you?" and his/her response is "Why the fuck do you want to know?" There has been a failure by the parent. Proper speech at proper times. I don't care about particular words, and I don't doubt that kids are going to learn them. I am...

Yeah, could you clarify to which group of "you people" you were speaking? There are options here: Men pretending to be women online Attention seekers Desperately lonely men

If you go and see Star Wars before me and then spoil it for me, I'ma kill you. I have no idea if that joke is appropriate. I hope it made you smirk, which was my goal.

I'm a big fan of letting them cry it out. Do it safely, and make sure you are actually outside the door listening to make sure normal breathing is happening and so forth, but letting them get to the point where it's just not worth crying any more so they stop on their own is fantastic. It's a...

Ugh. Shitty time of year for this to be happening. I hope whatever arrangement you end up with goes smoothly and no one turns into the snarky bitter bitch.

I'm not saying it is so bad a thing, but I think it generally preferable children learn to communicate without cussing. There are simply instances when vulgar words have no place, thus making them so commonplace that little kids think them appropriate in every situation does not seem...

Man, I have a couple friends who were not careful about what they said initially, and when their first kid was starting to talk he would repeat things they said. At one point the couple was arguing, trying not to in front of the kid, and they were apparently glaring at each other and the kid was...

Make the dumplings, they're not so hard and worth it. And let us know how that recipe turns out!

I stick to producing recordings of Indie Rock now, and conducting tends to be orchestral with choir. I'm doing Bach's B Minor next week. It's hella fun.

Hey, man. It's just the latest in a series of diagnostic questions that have been answered.

But no one suspects that.

I'm going to watch this in the theatre, and I'm sure I will enjoy it. Eye candy. Don't care even a little about the Star Trek lore being butt raped. It's not real, after all. You guys know that, right?

You're dainty and have effeminate hand gestures.

I use ziplock freezer bags and do the immersion air evacuation method. works like a charm. Was delicious. Will bang again.

I produce recordings and live music. Production is so much better than being the performer. By the time performance happens the work is done.

I would footnote the shit out of him.

It means nothing. Call me Dirk. Dr. Dirk seems weird. Not bad. Needs more potato.

I find that Louis CK is so relatable. Makes me like him a lot.

Obv.

a_skeleton_02 has a hardon for you Mist. He wants to watch you stroke your tranny dick. Don't be harsh. He can't quite make it out of the closet.

Anticipating is so much more an orchestral thing. Choral folks tend to work on beat. When I do big gigs it's general with choir and orchestra, and I force the orchestra to work on beat. Visually. And I don't let the concert master lead. I'm doing the work. Follow me. And Noodle, I grew up...

I put scissors in an outlet when I was a kid. Since then I've been a God.

Sweet. Who was your Conducting instructor? Anticipating the beat or on the beat?

It's a good thing kids are cute. Otherwise, who knows what would happen.

You're 68 and your username is Dookiefart?

What if (s)he posts three nipples?

Yeah. And look how you turned out. Damn.

BA - double major in Music and History, double minor in Philosophy and English Masters of Musicology - Effects of Modernism on the creative mind M.A. - Generally about post Modernism and reader response theory Ph. D. - Schopenhauer, Kant, and Hegel. Creative dissonance. D.M.A. - Conducting...

Mist, can we see your nipples? Just one would do.

While this is harsh, coat hanger dick, there is truth here. Kids are hard. Working is hard. Working all day and coming home to shit is stupid. If you're a stay at home parent, take care of the fucking house. That's how it works. I'm writing this with my wife sitting beside me giving me her...

Here's what I'd like to say to this person: It's not that hard for you to choose a pronoun that isn't going to cause confusion. You're not allowed to chose a random pronoun to represent whatever the fuck it is you are, and then be outraged when people are confused. You're the problem here.

Might be worth your time, give you more manageable coping mechanisms. Please understand I'm being serious, and in no way trying to be an ass.