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You using the gum numbing stuff? Several doctors told us that you can't overuse that stuff, so go nuts.

Danke, Noodle.

On a scale of one to diamonds in an ice storm, how hard were you?

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There are certain applications for over hard eggs. On sandwiches you eat with your hands, for example, can be a nice addition. You don't ALWAYS want a yolk to run. And as far as poaching goes - it's really not a hard thing to do. Watch a couple videos and experiment. It's not like it's going...

That's not its final form.

Meh. I know pretty much anything can be a good burger, I just tried something new to me, and it was even better than good. And not a whole lot more work.

Send her a picture of your penis. She'll be unable to resist. Then, take nudes of her and post them here.

Whelp, we had both runny yolk egg and bacon on our burgers, along with some smoked gouda and red onion. Everyone loved it. We may never do burgers differently again.

Shit. My 7 year old had to go to the dentist to have a tooth pulled that was crowding/damaging another tooth. I can't tell you how fucking horrible it is to watch a dentist using what looked like a screwdriver to pry, and then pliers to rip something out of my son's mouth. He did amazing - not...

I'm cooking burgers tonight. Runny yolks on every one. My over large family will report back.

I'm horny and my wife is away and you haven't invited me to no homo circle jerk then spooning for a while.

Dude, I've had the same frustration for years. If I say over hard, I fucking mean over hard. Do that. If your cooks can't figure that out, fire those fuckers now.

Why did he have a picture of your kids?

Whatever you do, be sure to bring lube.

This thread fucking sucks now.

Can you explain your serious hard-on for Tanoomba?

I bloody loled at this.

srsly guise. Do I want egg yolk all over my burger?

Runny yolk, or hard?

Has anyone had contact with the glorious AssHat since he won?

You are dead to me.

Don't leave us hanging. Trump or Hillary?

Damn, Soy. You the man!

Not to mention those kilts. Who doesn't love those kilts?

You gunna give him ReRolled AssHat title?

Congrats on the AssHat win.

All right you salty turds, the people have spoken. The results of the competition for ReRolled AssHat for this year: Tanoomba 37Itzena 31Tanoomba wins! Much closer than expected! Go here to celebrate: Rerolled Final Bracket:

The People have spoken. In a closer than anticipated contest, Tanoomba has been named this year's biggest AssHat. Itzena, why quite the AssHat himself, failed to be AssHatty enough to gain enough votes. a_skeleton_03 will always be known as an AssHat, but he must pass the title of the Biggest...

My youngest is about to lose both front teeth on the top at the same time. He's already lost one of the bottom fronts. We're serving nothing but apples for food to see how he works it out.

I'm not a huge cabbage fan, nor am I a huge fermented food fan. Kimchi, however, is god-tier food. So good, so fucking good.

This contest will end in the morning. The AssHat will be crowned. You have one evening to lobby and try to affect the vote. wOOt.

Should we have a troll of the year contest next?

Excuse me, I should have typed the first three episodes, not the first season.

Yeah. Find another job. Close to home and without a psycho boss.

The Ninja Turtle is going up your butt. Get lube.

I worry about her crashing when the Adderol wears off. You should look at a low dose of Strattera to supplement. It won't necessarily help in the same way the Adderol does, but it might prevent crashes if she gets them. Look for the start of a change in personality around 3 PM. Good luck, man.

All our potatoes are out of the ground, and they are fucking delicious. I know potatoes are cheap and easy to get, but home grown, damn are they good. We're eating potatoes every day, and my kids have yet to complain, they're loving them all. Mashed, roasted, deep fried, boiled with gravy, all...

The trick is to not jerk off in front of your wife's friends. How do you guys manage?