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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    From the last seven to eight hundred of his posts in this thread, it's unclear to me what hodj's feelings on A Moon Bat are.
  2. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Pffft. You like the suspense. It'll be late tonight before I get the next round up. Deal.
  3. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    I'ma call this bitch now. Soygen wins in a landslide 22 to 9. Soygen, you are a bigger AssHat than Bisi. You must accept this fate. Next round begins late tonight and will be open for three or so days. Details soon to follow. (no more votes will be accepted in this opening round)
  4. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    No wonder God smote that place with a hurricane.
  5. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    And the high forehead and large chin.
  6. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    You seem to have a thing for women with long faces
  7. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There is no question but that is true. It makes a huge difference, but it's not the only thing that makes any difference.
  8. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Because the next round will have too many options to fit in a poll and brackets don't work well in a poll. Soygen is currently winning with 17 votes to Bisi's 9 Another day of voting to go.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Citrus marinade helps break the right bits down. And adds a tasty tang. It is know. That looks fucking delicious as fuck.
  10. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    I like how people are giving explanations of why they voted as they did. so awesome. much wow.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This made me rather horny.
  12. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    mod on mod action. So hot.
  13. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    False. That's how the math works out. I had no idea who would be paired against who until after I filled in the bracket. But, feel free to vote for me if you believe your suspicions are true.
  14. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Do you have the ability to also evaluate oral and nasal ability?
  15. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Wow. Can't help but to vote for himself. Your ego, man, may win you this contest yet.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dammit, stop tempting me to spend that money! A pox upon your delicious, quickly and easily prepared soups, Khane!
  17. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Alrighty boys and girls (and Mist). You have spoken, and I am closing the nomination round. Below are the nominees for AssHat of the Year, 2015. They are ranked from highest to lowest inversely to their TucoNets count. It's a somewhat arbitrary ranking system for a somewhat arbitrary contest...
  18. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Barraco Bisi Soygen
  19. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    It's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. I propose the following: whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. I'd say a whole year, but perhaps that's overdoing it. So, thanks to all of you...
  20. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  21. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We're about to do a kitchen remodel and my wife is pushing me to make a hole in the counter for a sous vide vessel. I'm a lucky guy.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Sorry, header is pressure treated wood. The stuff outside the door is paint ready PVC.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Check out poop noodles in the urban dictionary. Everyone can be pooping from the front if you'd like.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    All the lumber/drywall and sundries needed to replace an entire wall that has two garage doors, is 12 feet high, and needs a new everything? The only thing on the wall I'm not replacing are facade bricks and the garage doors. Plus I'm doing it all with treated lumber and PVC. So a cool thing...
  25. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    There's a lot of stupid in here. It's kinda fun to watch, but it's becoming irrelevant and redundant.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There is a good application for chicken sausage - chicken sausage and white bean Italian soup. But it's not fast food, so I shan't describe it here.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Man, we have people on this forum where shit is coming out of their mouth.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    Dang. That's a lot of water.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If I had my choice of those, I'd go with the Thermador. Better reviews, nicer looking, and somewhat more simple. Less things to go wrong. However, any of those three would be nice. Have you looked at the viking series?
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Damn. Get some pumpkin spice and rub your dick with it. Tell her to get on it.
  31. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Jesus won last year?
  32. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    You have a fighting chance, too, you know.
  33. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    That may actually win him this competition.
  34. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    How is it possible Tuco has not yet been nominated? You should neg him for this injustice.
  35. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Sorry, but Notre Dame won't recover from the 14 point deficit.
  36. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Notre Dame's season is done. Splendid early wins on easy teams. Now you're being tested, and you're down 14 in 5 minutes. All done, bye, bye.
  37. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    #1 Ohio State - nearly loses to Indiana back up quarterback #2 Michigan State - barely wins against unranked Purdue #3 Ole Miss - Getting shit on by Florida Things are rough.
  38. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Ohio State does not deserve this game, and they sure as heck do no deserve to be called #1 in the country.
  39. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Yeah, ND is solid, but they have bad luck playing ranked teams. I'm really hoping they show up ready to go.